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Every SQL Server performance tuner eventually faces the same question: is this normal, or is something wrong?
The answer starts with 3 numbers about your SQL Server:
Every SQL Server performance tuner eventually faces the same question: is this normal, or is something wrong?
The answer starts with 3 numbers about your SQL Server:
So your company read my post about 5 reasons you should hire Richie Rump, and you checked out his web site and his LinkedIn. Now, your HR department wants to do a reference check with me. Alright, let's get it over with!
Would you hire him again?
Got a few minutes? Close that dating app and pay attention.
Check out this little SQL swipe quiz: "Well, Actually..."
We're discontinuing our apps (not the First Responder Kit scripts, just the apps), which means I'm laying off Richie Rump, my developer that's worked with me for the last decade.
Calling him "my developer" doesn't do justice to Richie's role here, and he's really humble, so I wanted to lay out the top 5 reasons you should hire him.
Reading is fundamental, and fundamentally, here are the 2025 blog posts that y'all read the most this year. (This list doesn't include the most popular timeless posts overall.)
10. Free Spring Training Webcasts - I've noticed that people have near-zero interest these days in paying to attend live online classes, but they're still really interested in free ones, and they still pay for recorded classes. Weird. I'm guessing that's a Zoom fatigue thing.
If you're the kind of person who likes to learn on the go, my training provider Teachable just updated their apps.
Now, both the Android and iOS apps let you download classes ahead of time and watch 'em disconnected.
You’ve been working with SQL Server, Azure SQL DB, or Amazon RDS SQL Server for years.
You’re jaded. You’re confident. You’re pretty sure you know what you’re doing.
Last week, I announced that we've hit 50,000 YouTube subscribers, and I celebrated by letting y'all submit your favorite YouTube channels in the comments, and 5 of you would win my Fundamentals & Mastering Class Bundle.
You did not disappoint.
This is kinda amazing to me: our YouTube channel has broken the 50,000 subscriber mark!
That's wild to me because I don't put "please like and subscribe" type stuff in the videos, and I don't try to build viral content. I just show up every week and publish answers to y'all's questions from PollGab. And yet, our subscriber growth is slow and steady over time, growing by about 10% per year:
The year is coming to a close, so it's time to look back on your favorite stuff from this year.
2024 Blog Posts with the Most Comments
In my PollGab room where y'all can ask questions, Chocolate Thunder wrote:
I do genuinely wish that I could do two things at the same time:
So you're thinking about picking up some of my training & online services, and you're wondering - do people actually buy this stuff?
Here are just a small sampling of some of the companies who've bought recently from me - forgive the sloppy logo arrangement:
I recently asked you to leave a comment with your biggest database regret, and the comments were great! Here were my favorites:
Runners-Up
We all make mistakes.
I certainly have.
Black Friday is coming.
Every November, we run a big sale on our training & apps. It's a really big deal for us - and for you. I like to think of it as a reward for my long-term readers who can hold out, make plans, and budget to buy at a specific time of year.
So you've got an iPhone or iPad or Vision Pro, and you bought one of my training classes or the Fundamentals or Mastering passes, and you wanna watch the classes while you're offline. Perhaps you wanna learn on the train ride in to work, or perhaps on the weekends, you like to completely disconnect from the world and retreat into a bunker lined with a Faraday cage. I won't judge.
It's pretty cool to look at a blog post and see, "Last updated: 21 years ago."
It's pretty fun to see old pictures of me in the media library, too.
Here's what I wrote in 2022 that gathered the most views: #10: Who's Hiring in the Database Community? February 2022 Edition - I saw the success of Hacker News' "Who's Hiring" monthly posts, and I blatantly stole the idea for the Microsoft data platform community. It works out well, very popular, very popular. #9: PSPO:…
Update 2021-05-24: the contest is over, and the winners are here.
Let's have a few laughs this week. In the comments, write a caption for this:
I've been celebrating the 20th anniversary of BrentOzar.com, but it just so happens that this year marks another fun anniversary.
Ten years ago, way back in 2011, I wrote:
You're overworked. You don't have the time to sit around reading blogs, keeping up on the latest industry news, and reading web comics.