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Office Hours Speed Round: Text Edition

Last Updated May 8, 2022

Production Database Administration

I recorded an Office Hours stream answering a bunch of your questions quickly, but…I forgot to turn on my microphone, so the video only had the sound effects: Oops. So here are the questions in text form instead: Q: 22DBA: what performance recommendation you see people give all the time but it actually doesn’t work…

Office Hours, Text Edition: No-Brainer Questions

Last Updated April 26, 2022

Production Database Administration

For my Office Hours streams on my Twitch channel, y’all post questions at PollGab and upvote the ones you’d like to see me discuss on the stream. However, not all questions require a video answer. Here are some simple no-brainer ones: Q: BehindTheScenesDBA: With all its limitations, what do you think about memory-optimized tables? Have you…

Meme Week: SQL Server 2012 as of 2022

Last Updated February 19, 2022

Production Database Administration

This week, I’m writing blog posts that can be summed up in one image. Here’s the first one: You could probably stop reading right there, but if you’re not convinced, allow me to elaborate. SQL Server 2012 support ends July 12. No, there’s not a year in that sentence, because it’s this year. No, there’s no…

What Trace Flags Are You Using, and Why?

Last Updated February 16, 2022

Production Database Administration

Most of the time, when you need to change SQL Server’s behavior – like how it handles memory or parallelism – there are easy-to-use switches to get the job done. In SQL Server Management Studio, just right-click on the server’s name, go into Properties, and there are all kinds of things you can mess with.…

Don’t Use SQL Server to Send Emails.

Last Updated December 12, 2021

Production Database Administration

I would like to unsubscribe from this idea. I’m not talking about Agent alerts when jobs fail. That’s fine when you can’t get the business to spring for a monitoring system. I’m talking about using SQL Server to send emails to confirm a customer’s order, alert that a product is low on stock, or other…

How to Patch SQL Server

Last Updated June 4, 2021

Production Database Administration

Microsoft releases SQL Server Cumulative Updates about every 60 days. This is a part of your job that you’re going to be doing a lot, so let’s get good at it! Here’s the strategy I like to use. Pick what patch you’re going to apply. Generally speaking, you should be on the most recent Cumulative…

Free TempDB Training Class Next Monday

Last Updated April 19, 2021

You’ve been working with Microsoft SQL Server for a couple of years, and you know a little bit about TempDB. You’ve heard that temp tables and table variables have different performance characteristics than regular user database tables, and you’ve heard that you’re supposed to have multiple data files. You’re wondering what exactly goes on behind…

Yep, still the same smile.

What Does a Database Administrator Actually Do?

Last Updated December 15, 2021

Production Database Administration

A DBA makes sure the databases are backed up, well-configured, patched, secure, and fast. I explain my job to acquaintances by saying, “You know how some web sites are really slow, and their checkout times out, or it loses your data? It’s my responsibility to make sure those problems don’t happen. I’m not the only…

How to Trace a Nested Stored Procedure Without Using Profiler

Last Updated February 16, 2021

Extended Events

You’ve got a stored procedure that calls other stored procedures that build dynamic SQL that call other functions, and there’s so much calling going on that you would like to phone a friend. Your query plans look like piles of spaghetti, and when you zoom in, you just see more tiny piles of tiny spaghetti.…

What’s a Size-of-Data Operation?

Last Updated February 9, 2021

Production Database Administration

Database professionals say, “That’s slow because it’s a size-of-data operation.” A size-of-data operation is when the database has to write all of the affected data again. What you’re asking for might seem small, but for the database, it causes a lot of work. For example, let’s say you live in a strict household, and your…

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Free Webcast: Help! My SQL Server Maintenance is Taking Too Long!

Last Updated January 22, 2021

Backup and Recovery, Company News, Index Maintenance, Production Database Administration

“Time for a smoke break.” You manage growing SQL Server databases with shrinking nightly maintenance windows. You just don’t have enough time left each night to do the necessary backups, corruption checking, index maintenance, and data jobs that your users and apps want to run. Cloud storage isn’t helping the problem, either. Stop playing Tetris…

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Frequently Asked Questions from Office Hours

Last Updated December 17, 2020

Production Database Administration

In my Twitch & YouTube live streams, some questions seem to come up every week. I’m not expecting this post to stop ’em by any means – most folks on the live stream don’t seem to read the blog regularly – but I thought I’d share ’em here. Q: Why is the same query sometimes…

New Class: Fundamentals of TempDB – Instant Replays Ready Now

Last Updated December 7, 2020

Yesterday, I taught my first Fundamentals of TempDB class, and as always, you can watch the Instant Replays right after class completes. Here’s the abstract: You’ve been working with Microsoft SQL Server for a couple of years, and you know a little bit about TempDB. You’ve heard that temp tables and table variables have different…

[Video] How to Troubleshoot Someone Else’s Temp Table Contents

Last Updated November 12, 2020

Let’s say you need to troubleshoot someone’s query performance, and they’re using temp tables. You want to peek in at their temp table contents from another session while their query is running. SQL Server makes that a little bit challenging. Nic Neufeld showed how to use DBCC PAGE to do this, but today I’m going…

Paul White Explains Temp Table Caching 3 Ways

Last Updated November 9, 2020

Paul White, Debugger of SQL Server Paul White (Blog, @SQL_Kiwi) is a legendary SQL Server blogger who’s written a ton of good material. You should read all of it. You won’t, and I can say that with authority because…I don’t read it all either. It’s too much. But when your job eventually requires you to…

Announcing a New Live Online Class: Fundamentals of TempDB

Last Updated November 30, 2020

Company News, TempDB

You’ve been working with Microsoft SQL Server for a couple of years, and you know a little bit about TempDB. You’ve heard that temp tables and table variables have different performance characteristics than regular user database tables, and you’ve heard that you’re supposed to have multiple data files. You’re wondering what exactly goes on behind…

Databases Are Like Walk-In Coolers. #tsql2sday

Last Updated October 13, 2020

Production Database Administration

In the back of a restaurant, there’s a walk-in cooler (or a few of ’em.) When a chef needs to make something, she goes into the walk-in cooler, gathers the necessary ingredients, and then comes out to the kitchen to do the cooking. She doesn’t cook inside the walk-in – that wouldn’t be efficient. She just…

Updated Fundamentals of Database Administration Class: Just $39

Last Updated August 23, 2020

Production Database Administration

You’re a systems administrator or developer who’s been stuck in charge of the SQL Server. You have a couple of production SQL Servers, no high availability or disaster recovery, and around 100GB of data or less on each server. You’ve never been to a “real” SQL Server training class, and you’ve been Googling your way…

How to Find Out Whose Queries are Using The Most CPU

Last Updated August 10, 2020

You’ve got a bunch of users on the same SQL Server, and you wanna know who’s using the most resources. SQL Server doesn’t make this easy. You can query some management views to see which queries or databases have been using the most resources, but you can’t intuitively tell which USERS are. To solve this…

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SQL Server Problems We Don’t Have Anymore

Last Updated August 5, 2020

Production Database Administration

We have completely new problems today. I was cleaning out a folder of presentations and I realized there are a whole slew of problems that we had to worry about ten years ago, and they just hardly ever come up today. Virtual Log Files (VLFs) – it’s been years since I’ve run across a server…

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