SQL Critical Care®:
Currently Accepting New Patients
You’re frustrated with a slow, unreliable Microsoft SQL Server. You’re tired of hearing conflicting advice and watching team members point fingers at each other. Is it a storage problem? A code problem? A database problem? You just want clear answers. You’ve got a great team – but they just need some guidance to get back on track.
Our 3-day SQL Critical Care® gets everyone on the same page and brings you permanent pain relief for $6,995.
On day 1, we gather data together. We start a WebEx session with your senior sysadmin or DBA, lead developer, and a business stakeholder. We spend 4-6 hours gathering data with our specialized lightweight scripts (no Profiler traces here!), training you as we go, showing you what we’re looking at. It’s a read-only process that we’ve used across hundreds of clients around the world, without any need for VPN logins.
On day 2, we write the findings. You go back to work while our team analyzes Day 1’s data. We write a clear, actionable set of tasks for you to get permanent pain relief. You can see samples of ’em below.
On day 3, we train your team. The moment of truth: we get back together in WebEx to go through the findings in detail, showing you exactly why the SQL Server isn’t behaving the way you’d expect, and how to get the pain relief you want. It’s a mix of consulting and training: we’re showing you exactly what you need to do, and explaining why it’ll make a difference. You’re then empowered to relieve SQL Server pains on your own – without expensive prescriptions for ongoing consulting.
The education keeps coming. Up to 10 members of your team get 6 months’ access to our online training library with 40+ hours of in-depth tutorials on database administration and performance tuning. We assign specific homework modules that focus on the pains you’re facing, and your team just keeps getting better. That’s a $5,280 value!