Development

I wanna dance with common problems One of the most common issues that I’ve seen with Entity Framework isn’t technically an Entity Framework problem at all. The N + 1 problem is an anti-pattern that is a problem with ORMs in general, which most often occurs with lazy loading. There was a lot going on…

[Video] “Actual” Execution Plans Lie for Branching Queries

Last Updated July 20, 2018

In which I show why you can’t trust “actual” execution plans for branching stored procedures, and you’re better off using sp_BlitzCache to figure out what branches you need to tune: "Actual" Execution Plans - or are they...Watch this video on YouTube Demo code: Transact-SQL CREATE TABLE dbo.TableA (ID INT); CREATE TABLE dbo.TableB (ID INT); CREATE…

Is the CXCONSUMER Wait Type Harmless? Not So Fast, Tiger.

Last Updated August 9, 2020

Execution Plans, SQL Server

Let’s say you’ve got a query, and the point of that query is to take your largest customer/user/whatever and compare their activity to smaller whatevers. If SQL Server doesn’t balance that work evenly across multiple threads, you can experience the CXCONSUMER and/or CXPACKET wait types. To show how SQL Server ends up waiting, let’s write…

Election Injection

Last Updated July 20, 2018

Setting politics aside (Lord knows I’d like to), this ABC 7 Chicago news story covers how Russians hacked the Illinois State Board of Election in 2016: SQL, an acronym for Structured Query Language, is a database programming language. An “SQL injection” is a common piece of cyber-trickery used to illegally gain access to government, financial,…

A Quirk In Parallel Hash Join Plans

Last Updated July 18, 2018

Bailing, Takes Me Away Both of these queries will return zero rows, in the 2010 version of the Stack Overflow database. Transact-SQL SELECT COUNT(*) AS records FROM dbo.Votes AS v JOIN dbo.Posts AS p ON v.UserId = p.OwnerUserId WHERE v.CreationDate >= '2011-01-01'; SELECT COUNT(*) AS records FROM dbo.Votes AS v JOIN dbo.Posts AS p ON…

#TSQL2sday: How Much Plan Cache History Do You Have?

Last Updated April 21, 2020

For this month’s T-SQL Tuesday, Bert Wagner asked, “What code have you written that you would hate to live without?” I bet you think I’m going to say sp_Blitz, and I would indeed hate to live without that, but you already know about that one, dear reader. Lemme show you something else cool. Before I…

Why SQL Developers Keep Making The Same Mistakes

Last Updated June 27, 2018

Dead Horses I read a lot of SQL blogs, both new and old. What’s striking is how many blogs seem to cover the same subjects from different angles, over and over again. This isn’t to knock anyone’s blogging at all — but what I do want to do is try to proffer an explanation as…

Why Performance Tuning Needs Expiration Dates

[Video] Why Performance Tuning Wisdom Needs Expiration Dates

Last Updated June 20, 2018

Development, Videos

Several months ago, Erik said something like, “We should do a performance art piece where one person does the talking, while another person does demos that contradicts everything they say.” I thought it was a brilliant idea. We just had to find the right place and time to try it, and find the right topic.…

Building SQL ConstantCare®: How We Use Feature Toggles

Last Updated June 14, 2018

Development, SQL ConstantCare

In SQL ConstantCare®, you send in your SQL Server’s diagnostic data, our systems analyze it, and we email you a list of tasks you should perform to make your SQL Server faster and more reliable. Some recommendations are really straightforward: for example, hey, you should turn off Priority Boost. It’s really easy to determine if Priority…

A Surprising Simplification Limitation

Last Updated June 9, 2018

When It Comes To Simplification Rob Farley has my favorite material on it. There’s an incredible amount of laziness ingenuity built into the optimizer to keep your servers from doing unnecessary work. That’s why I’d expect a query like this to throw away the join: Transact-SQL SELECT COUNT(u.Id) FROM dbo.Users AS u JOIN dbo.Users AS…

Can Non-SARGable Predicates Ever Seek?

Last Updated October 7, 2018

Development, Indexing

Cheating At Candy Crush The short answer is that yes, they can. But only with a little extra preparation. Before I show you what I mean, we should probably define what’s not SARGable in general. Wrapping columns in functions: ISNULL, COALESCE, LEFT, RIGHT, YEAR, etc. Evaluating predicates against things indexes don’t track: DATEDIFF(YEAR, a_col, b_col),…

Why You Should Stop Depending On SQL Server Versions In Code

Last Updated June 8, 2018

It Used To Be That when you wrote scripts that had to work across different versions of SQL Server, you were pretty safe. Microsoft would release a new version, or a Service Pack that had something new in it, and it wouldn’t start showing up in older versions. That’s not so true anymore. Microsoft has…

Indexing Strategies For Cross Apply

Last Updated June 8, 2018

Execution Plans, Indexing

Slicked Brad The apply operator remains one of my favorite tools, but much like CTEs and windowing functions, they’re not totally magical unless you look at your indexes. Starting with a dead simple query on the Users table, it’d be easy to come up with an ideal index for this one thing. Transact-SQL SELECT u.Id,…

Building SQL ConstantCare®: Why People Aren’t Using Query Store

Last Updated June 11, 2018

Query Store (QDS), SQL ConstantCare

When Microsoft first talked about Query Store, I was wildly excited. It’s basically a black box flight data recorder for SQL Server, tracking which queries run over time, how much work they do, and how their execution plans change. And then it came out, and…hardly anybody used it. We thought it was a good idea,…

Demoing Latch Waits with Stupid Tricks

Last Updated May 30, 2018

Say you’ve got PAGELATCH_UP or PAGELATCH_EX waits, and you’re wondering what might be causing ’em. I’m going to keep the brutally simple approach of building a stored procedure to simply dump hard-coded values into a table at high speed. I don’t want to select from other tables since they might introduce some other types of…

How Table Variables Mess With Parallelism

Last Updated May 30, 2018

Execution Plans, SQL Server

This Is A Parallel Query Hi There This Is A Temp Table Transact-SQL CREATE TABLE #Posts (OwnerUserId INT); 1 CREATE TABLE #Posts (OwnerUserId INT); This Is A Parallel Insert Into A Temp Table Sort of asterisk (The Insert isn’t parallel, but the part of the plan leading up to it is) This Is A Table…

Stupid T-SQL Tricks

Last Updated May 30, 2018

Bad Idea Jeans, T-SQL

Presented without comment: Transact-SQL CREATE TABLE dbo.[FROM] ([SELECT] INT, [WHERE] INT, [LIKE] INT); GO SELECT [SELECT] FROM [FROM] WHERE [WHERE] LIKE [LIKE]; GO 1234 CREATE TABLE dbo.[FROM] ([SELECT] INT, [WHERE] INT, [LIKE] INT);GOSELECT [SELECT] FROM [FROM] WHERE [WHERE] LIKE [LIKE];GO Next up, can you break up a query with spaces? Yep: Transact-SQL SELECT * FROM…

How Many Kinds Of Joins Are There?

Last Updated May 26, 2018

Adaptive Joins, Execution Plans

Quite So There are three in SQL Server, not counting the Adaptive Join which is just a placeholder for either Nested Loops or Hash Joins. If you look closely at each of those joins, you’ll see all sorts of interesting things pop up. Hopefully none of them will be Sorts. NOT EXISTS Nested Loops has:…

Behind Every Trivial Plan Is A Good Demo

Last Updated May 26, 2018