So, uh, you can use WAITFOR in a logon trigger:
CREATE OR ALTER TRIGGER SorryNorm ON ALL SERVER FOR LOGON AS
IF ORIGINAL_LOGIN()= 'NormTheNewGuy'
WAITFOR DELAY '00:00:15';
You probably don’t want it to be TOO long, lest their app report it as a connection timeout. You want it just slow enough to make them angry. I mean, theoretically. I would certainly never do anything like this. And I’m certainly not as…