Year: 2013

Excuses for Slow Databases That Don’t Hold Up

SQL Server
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You’re making excuses. The database application is slow, and you’re throwing something under the bus, but we’ve got bad news. Changing it probably isn’t going to make your server faster. Here’s some of our favorite excuses. Kendra SAYS, “Your Problem Isn’t GUIDs.” Unique identifiers may or may not be globally unique, but they are one…
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My Five Favorite That Conference Memories

SQL Server
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Last week, I went to summer camp for geeks, and I had a great time! That Conference is a three-day, developer-focused, family-friendly technology conference. Camp was held for the first time in 2012. I heard such great things about it from last year’s campers that I decided to go this year! The sessions focused on…
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The Stages of Performance Tuning

SQL Server
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Performance tuning is a weird art to learn, because you do it in public. Sure, you may puzzle over a technical problem at your desk or revise code on your own– but when it comes to really tuning hard problems, 99% of the time you’re doing it with other people. That’s the nature of real…
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Success in the Cloud

Cloud Computing
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Right now, someone in your company is thinking about moving your operations up into the cloud. If your company is like 95% of companies out there, “the cloud” is really a synonym for Amazon Web Services (AWS). Thinking about a move to AWS is happening across many companies, and it’s not something that you need…
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How to Use HP System Management Homepage

Hardware, SQL Server
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One of the big reasons you spend big money on server-quality hardware is to get cool stuff to make administration easier. Each hardware vendor provides their own software tools – Dell includes OpenManage, IBM includes Director, and HP includes their System Management Homepage. To illustrate how it works without violating anybody’s NDAs, I picked up…
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I’m ThatExcited about ThatConference

SQL Server
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A peek into my slides for ThatConference I about to head out to a vast waterpark in the Midwest to ThatConference, where I’m going to hang out with 1000 developers, their families, and some wild animals.  I’m giving a session Monday called “How to Make Deploying Database Changes Fun Again”. I’ve had a blast distilling everything…
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One-Line Romantic Stories of SQL Server

SQL Server
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When they finally sat down to define their relationship, he was stunned to discover that he had a child table. … Her love was like Transparent Data Encryption: sure, he felt a sense of security, but someone else had waltzed in the front door and stolen her heart. .. He always knew she’d run away…
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What?! Queries are Failing in My SQL Server?

SQL Server
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Help is on the way I came across an interesting case recently where queries were failing in a high transaction SQL Server. We knew that queries were occasionally failing with error severity 20 because SQL Server Agent alerts were periodically firing. However, those built in alerts don’t capture exactly what has failed– they just say…
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