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2 Features of SQL Server You Should Avoid

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Crystal meth helps you lose weight and feel better about yourself. It’s true.  Wikipedia says so.  Sure, the side effects of methamphetamine are more than just anorexia and euphoria, but if you’re looking to be an upbeat, skinny person, meth gets the job done.  SQL Server has a couple of similar features that might make…
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More Free SQL Server DBA Training Videos Online

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The SQLBits conference in Great Britain videotapes their sessions and makes them available for public viewing.  This weekend, they announced that last fall’s sessions are online now – and it’s all free! Here’s my Performance Tuning for Race Car Drivers presentation.  (Yes, I do insult Americans within the first 30 seconds, but I don’t think…
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Typical BBS Menu

You may ask yourself, How did I get here?

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Paul Randal (Blog – @PaulRandal) tagged me in a post about the three events that brought him here.  I had to think about this one for a while, and I even talked it over with Erika. Discovering BBSes Typical BBS Menu Long before the public got access to the Internet, I was logging onto Bulletin…
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How to Use the #SQLHelp Hash Tag on Twitter or Slack

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You’ve got questions, we’ve got answers. No, not Radio Shack – Twitter and the SQLcommunity Slack.  Right now, no matter when you’re reading this, there are people on Twitter who can answer quick questions for you.  Thanks to an excellent idea by Aaron Nelson (@SQLVariant), it’s even easier now.  In this post, I’ll show how…
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Christian Bolton on SQL Server memory

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At #SQLBits, I was quite excited to attend this session because of the presenter.  Christian Bolton of COEO (Twitter) was the head author on our upcoming book SQL Server 2008 Internals and Troubleshooting, and he’s one of the only 8 Microsoft Certified Masters on SQL Server that work outside of Microsoft. Physical vs Virtual Memory…
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SQL Server 2008 R2: Into the Clouds

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R2’s new Data-Tier Application (DAC) capabilities give the DBA to manage databases as if they were more like virtual servers.  Today I’m going to talk about what that means short-term and long-term. Short-Term: Nothing To See Here, Move Along I don’t think most DBAs will see a .dacpack file in the wild for years: It’s…
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We Finished the Chicago-Mac Race (Last)

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The good news: in the official press release announcing the winners of the Chicago-Mac sailing race, the Hannah Frances was included along with the winners. Hannah Frances Skipper Mike Cook Receiving the Pickle Boat Trophy The bad news was the way we got mentioned: “While 33 boats chose to retire, most citing reasons related to…
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The Chicago-Mac Sailboat Race

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The Race Course Since 1898, sailors have gathered at the Chicago Yacht Club each summer to race their sailboats up Lake Michigan to the Mackinac (pronounced mackinaw) Island.  The 333 mile course from Navy Pier to the lighthouse makes it the longest annual freshwater sailing race in the world. The sailboats race around the clock…
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Finding old, unanswered StackOverflow questions

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So you wanna start answering questions on StackOverflow, but you’re frustrated because it seems like people are fillin’ out answers even faster than you can type?  Find yourself up at 3am hitting Refresh just hoping a new question comes in? Necromancer Badge Shirt Here’s a new trick: Import the StackOverflow database into SQL Server Run…
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Getting the most recent record

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Sounds simple, right?  Just grab the max.  But what if you want to use a single T-SQL operation to fetch the most recent record and some of its attributes? StorminSpank asked: @BrentO SQL Question. 4 columns, ID, Date, Info1, Info2. ID has multiple entries. Want Latest Date for Distinct ID, but also info1 and 2.…
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How to Pick Blog & Presentation Topics

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Stumped about what to write about?  Not sure what to talk about to your local user group? I bet you’re focusing on the presentations you would ATTEND, instead of the presentations you would GIVE. When I start to think about presentations and blogs, I tend to think about things that I would personally find interesting. …
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