Take the ‘un’ out of virtualization*

Your virtual servers are performing poorly. DBAs, no one understands you. Sysadmins, no one understands you. VMware admins, no one understands you. Justin Beiber, no one understands you.

Chances are, if you are a human being on Earth, you can relate to the situation above.

Brent Ozar Unlimited has been doing virtualization for over a decade, since way way before it was cool, and we’d like to share our recipe:

  • Explain Things in a Way That Doesn’t Suck – This is our trademarked (not really), patented (super not really) method for alleviating the most common symptoms of virtualizationitis such as confusion, frustration, internal tension.
  • Training – We train different members of your team on virtualization best practices and, more importantly, how to integrate their work.

In just a few days, we’ll work with you to identify the root causes of your database pain points. Whether it’s slow storage, inefficient indexes, or queries that need a good spanking, we’ll show you exactly what’s causing the problem – and train you how to fix it. Learn more about our SQL Critical Care®.

* You are correct: this headline makes zero sense.