Your developers haven’t ever been to formal Microsoft database training on SQL Server or Azure SQL DB.
They’re struggling with trying to tune queries and indexes. Your apps keep getting slower as the data grows, and your queries keep getting more complex.
They’ve exhausted their free resources like YouTube videos and blogs, and they’re just not making progress in upping their skills. ChatGPT is giving them confusing and contradictory answers, and every team member uses it differently.
You want to get everyone on the same page, quickly.
That’s where my new All-Hands Fundamentals comes in!
For just $1,995/year, all of your staff get access to my Fundamentals of Index Tuning, Query Tuning, and Parameter Sniffing classes. They can work through the classes at their own pace, doing the hands-on exercises to make sure they’re really getting the concepts down, and then earn certificates of completion to make your HR department happy. Your HR department can just email us at help@brentozar.com whenever they want to add staff, all year long.
To keep costs low, we only sell the All-Hands package online with payments via credit card. If your accounting team wants to pay via invoice, purchase order, check, or wampum beads, they’ll need to contact us for a quote based on the exact head count and the exact classes they want to enroll. It won’t be anywhere near as cheap as this, for sure – so if they wanna spend more, hey, that’s cool too.
But for those of you who wanna get smart, fast, it’s time to call an All-Hands!
