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Give Me a Coconut and Six Months

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Tim Ford (Twitter – Blog) posed an excellent question in a blog entry called “Give Me a Coconut and Six Months“: Hold All My Calls “So You’re On A Deserted Island With WiFi and you’re still on the clock at work.  Okay, so not a very good situational exercise here, but let’s roll with it;…
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YO! DBA Raps

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Now, here’s a little story I got to tell About two bad bloggers you know so well Michelle Ufford is the @SQLFool And Ward Pond, he’s a twit, but of course he’s cool She don’t have a horsey named Paul Revere But she drops mad lyrics, you can see ’em here They’re good stuff, but…
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How to Pick Blog & Presentation Topics

SQL Server
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Stumped about what to write about?  Not sure what to talk about to your local user group? I bet you’re focusing on the presentations you would ATTEND, instead of the presentations you would GIVE. When I start to think about presentations and blogs, I tend to think about things that I would personally find interesting. …
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PASS Summit Keynote Notes (#sqlpass)

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Updates It’s Friday, it’s 8:30 AM, and it’s time for another keynote. 8:30 AM – Bill Graziano just rode out on a trike! 8:40 – Two sessions will be repeated today due to high demand. At 10:45 in room 604 they’re repeating the clustering session, and 2:30 in room 6E is SQL Server on SAN.…
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StackOverflow’s SQL 2008 FTS issue solved

Stack Overflow
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Whew – the Microsoft folks really came through on this one and tracked down the problem pretty quickly.  I want to personally thank Denis Churin, Nikita Shamgunov and Sundaram Narayanan for their detailed investigation into the issue and helping us get it fixed. I’m going to explain the issue to help anybody else get through…
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Before you upgrade to SQL Server 2008…

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This month’s Redmond Mag glows about some new features in SQL 2008, and yes, it does have a lot of cool tricks up its sleeve.  But before you go upgrading your servers to get those new features, there’s one thing you need to know. New versions of SQL Server are not always faster for every…
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SQL Server Database Performance Tuning

You’re a developer, DBA, or sysadmin stuck with long running queries in SQL Server, and you need to do SQL Server performance tuning. I can help! I’m a consultant, and I do this for a living. I don’t keep anything secret – I’ll tell you how you can get started, or if you prefer, you…
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[Video] Office Hours: Speed Round

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Not all of the questions y’all post at https://pollgab.com/room/brento require long-winded answers. Let’s conquer 22 questions in 15 minutes! Here’s what we discussed: 00:00 Start 01:05 JoseDBA: We just started monitoring our AlwaysOn with Datadog. Any recommendations of what to monitor that is valuable and not filling ourselves with meaningless alerts? Thanks! 01:43 Boutaga: Hey…
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Updated First Responder Kit and Consultant Toolkit for December 2023

New this month: more work on letting sp_Blitz run with limited permissions, nicer Markdown output, sp_BlitzLock compatibility with Managed Instances, and more. Wanna watch me use it? Take the class. To get the new version: Download the updated FirstResponderKit.zip Azure Data Studio users with the First Responder Kit extension: ctrl/command+shift+p, First Responder Kit: Import. PowerShell…
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[Video] Halloween Office Hours in Salem, MA

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I visited friends in Salem, Massachusetts, home of the 1692 witch trials, and it turns out Salem is a great place to visit around Halloween! There were tours, characters in costume, witch gear shops, and all kinds of spooky-themed happenings. I sat down outside of the Charter Street Cemetery to take your top-voted questions from…
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