Month: January 2012

Brent, Kendra and Jeremiah with Amit Bansal at #SQLBaremetal

SQL Server 2012 BareMetal Workshop

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Last week Brent, Jeremiah and Kendra attended the SQL Server 2012 BareMetal workshop at Microsoft Headquarters. This was a special train-the-trainer style event where Microsoft Program Manager Dandy Weyn (blog | twitter) brought MVPs, Microsoft employees, and MCMs together. We talked about implementing SQL Server, training the community to use new features, and helping people…
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Understanding Database Choice

Architecture
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Everyone needs a distributed database right? Wrong. It’s easy to get so excited about trying out a new technology that you close your eyes to the problem you’re trying to solve. I came across a question on Stack Overflow where the poster was asking what kind of distributed database they needed. Rather than jump right…
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I'll pull in close to the island so they can see me fail.

DBA Darwin Awards: Log File Edition

Right after the DBA says “Uh oh,” they call in the consultants.  We get to see some really amazing acts of career suicide. DBSEASEA SINK You wouldn’t believe some of the stuff we’ve seen, and some of these things are probably happening in your environment right now.  In this session, we’ll talk about some of…
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The Art of the Execution Plan

Execution Plans
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There’s beauty everywhere – even in SQL Server.  I was just staring at this plan when I was struck by its beauty: Stored Procedure Part 1 Oh, sure, it’s ugly, and I recoiled in horror at first, but when you get over that reaction, there’s an amazing amount of stuff there.  Someone – probably many…
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don't be afraid to change everything

Notes on Scalability

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We all hope that we’re going to succeed beyond our wildest expectations. Startups long for multi-billion dollar IPOs or scaling to hundreds, or even thousands, of servers. Every hosting provider is touting how their new cloud offering will help us scale up to unheard of heights. I’ve built things up and torn them down a…
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From a trip to DC

What 2012 Work Scares You?

Professional Development
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Right now, this very moment, there’s an ugly piece of work tapping on your shoulder – and I don’t mean your boss. Or bacon. Bacon works too. You agreed to do it months ago during the 2012 planning sessions, but you never really expected January 2012 to arrive.  Now that it’s here, you’re starting to…
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