Pimp My MCM Certificate Contest Winner
Wow – you guys are creative! I got a lot of laughs out of the contest entries, and here’s some of the highlights.
Doug Lane certified Admiral Ackbar as a Master of Trap Recognition and Countermeasures:
Michael Swart captured the essence of what it feels like when Microsoft says you actually passed:
Robert Davis got a slightly different MCM – a Metallica Certified Master of Puppets:
NotAndy came up with a couple of good ones:
Another from NotAndy – gotta love the seal and the Gold Record Certified Musician:
Matt Velic catered to my SQLskills cohorts right down to the sheep seal:
Will Banta made me lol with his “Official Seal of Microsoft.”
And of course, it wouldn’t be a fun blog post without ripping on Microsoft Access. Crys Manson does the honors.
It was a tough decision, but I gotta hand it to Rudy Rodarte. He spun the certificate around and put it in my official Microsoft file:
Congratulations, Rudy, and your $50 Amazon gift certificate is on the way. Thanks to everybody who participated for making my weekend funnier.
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Hi! I’m Brent Ozar.
I make Microsoft SQL Server go faster. I love teaching, travel, cars, and laughing. I’m based out of Las Vegas. He/him. I teach SQL Server training classes, or if you haven’t got time for the pain, I’m available for consulting too.
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I think SQL 7 just rolled over in its grave. But I love the entries!
Thanks so much Brent!! I’ll put in a good word and see that you are reinstated immediately! 🙂
I have to agree. Rudy’s revoked certificate was my favorite as well!!