Top Classic Country Songs for SQL Server DBAs


“I Shot a Server in Reno (just to watch it die)” Johnny Cash

“AlwaysOn on My Mind” Willie Nelson

“WASD, Don’t Take Your Single Thread to Town” Kenny Rogers

“Transactions in the (Replication) Stream” Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton

“Stand by Your Maintenance Plan” Tammy Wynette

“Ring Buffer of Fire” Johnny Cash

“Your Deadlockin’ Heart” Hank Williams, Sr.

“Friends in Low Latency Places” Garth Brooks

“Mommas Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to Be Virtual Clusters” Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings (cover)

“Crazy” Patsy Cline (Let’s face it, there’s no improving on this one.)

“Here’s a Quarter (Call Someone Who Understands Oracle)” Travis Tritt

“I Wish You Could Have Turned My Head (And Left My Indexes Alone)” Oak Ridge Boys

“I Love the Way You Optimize Me” John Michael Montgomery

“The Night the Lights Went Out in the Datacenter” Reba McEntire

“All My Transactions Take Place in Texas” George Strait

“She’s In Love With the Feature” Trisha Yearwood

“Could I Have This Lock” Anne Murray

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