Bonus: Storytelling Time

During class, we went offtopic a few times during the breaks, so I’m sharing the videos here because they’re amusing. I leave these as open to the public because it gives you a feel for what the class breaks are like, and the quality of the audio & video of my classes.

Should you use the new OPTIMIZE_FOR_SEQUENTIAL_KEY option, and where do options like this come from?

About that time I helped our company pick out a new SAN: