Posts by Brent Ozar

I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT ... actually I'm going to keep taking it because I get paid to take it

Fabric Is Just Plain Unreliable, and Microsoft’s Hiding It.

Microsoft Azure
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Update 2025/07/21: Microsoft heard the complaints, and fixed the reliability added a better status page. Baby steps. Last week, Microsoft Fabric went down yet again for hours on multiple continents. Oh, you didn’t hear about it? Let’s talk about why. First, Fabric’s status page is fabricated bullshit. The link https://aka.ms/fabricsupport takes you to a localized…
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[Video] Office Hours at the Hoover Dam

[Video] Office Hours at the Hoover Dam

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Dam! I took your top-voted questions from https://pollgab.com/room/brento without making any dam or beaver puns. Rather proud of myself for that one. Office Hours at the Hoover DamWatch this video on YouTube Here’s what we covered: 00:00 Start 02:20 The Princess and the Frag: On SQL Server 2019 or later, are reorganising a columnstore index…
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Predicting When SQL Server Will Hit the CPU Wall

Predicting When SQL Server Will Hit the CPU Wall

Wait Stats
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Most of the time, we use wait stats to identify SQL Server’s bottleneck and focus on what to tune. However, let’s say you’ve got a really well-tuned SQL Server where: Queries finish in milliseconds (think 5-20 milliseconds, super quick) Everything your queries need is cached in memory There are no blocking issues The workload doesn’t…
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SQL ConstantCare Badges

SQL ConstantCare Badges

SQL ConstantCare
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SQL ConstantCare™, our monitoring app that gives you a simple daily email with actionable tasks to make your servers faster and more reliable, is about to start sending out monthly awards! On the first weekday of each month, we’ll email the winners with their gold, silver, and bronze badges. Well, I say badges – some…
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[Video] Office Hours: Speed Round!

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Not all of y’all’s questions from https://pollgab.com/room/brento require long, thought-out answers. Let’s do a speed round: Office Hours: Speed Round!Watch this video on YouTube Here’s what we covered: 00:00 Start 00:34 Alain Térieur: Hi Brent. I started the restore of a (big) DB. And it took more than 2h before the resore actually started. What…
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Hot Dog Fingers

[Video] Office Hours: Hot Dog Fingers Edition

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I strapped on my Apple Vision Pro, updated its OS, and recaptured my persona with the latest updates, and… it’s still pretty weird. Let’s go through your top-voted questions from https://pollgab.com/room/brento and have a laugh at my hot dog fingers. Office Hours: Hot Dog Fingers EditionWatch this video on YouTube I didn’t mention in the…
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[Video] Office Hours: Hello Kitty Porsche Edition

[Video] Office Hours: Hello Kitty Porsche Edition

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On a nice sunny Saturday, I took the 911 around the Las Vegas canyons, and stopped to answer your top-voted questions from https://pollgab.com/room/brento: Office Hours: Hello Kitty Porsche EditionWatch this video on YouTube Here’s what we covered: 00:00 Start 00:56 TheWorstDBA: I have a large table with 50 billion rows. It has a partition implemented…
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It’s Time for Fundamentals Week! Register for Tomorrow’s Classes.

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This is it! You’ve been watching my free live Spring Training classes over the last several weeks, and they’ve whetted your appetite for serious SQL Server learning. You enjoy my laid-back, humorous approach to sharing what I’ve learned over the years. You love live classes. You’ve tried watching recordings or stepping through demos yourself, but…you…
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[Video] Office Hours in the Home Bar

[Video] Office Hours in the Home Bar

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On a sunny Saturday afternoon, I made myself a highball and went through your top-voted questions from https://pollgab.com/room/brento. Office Hours in the Home BarWatch this video on YouTube Here’s what we covered: 00:00 Start 00:57 jrl: Do you have any advice about communicating effectively in a fully remote workplace where all discussion is centered around…
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You probably don't wanna hire these two.

Your SQL Server Needs Spring Cleaning, Too.

Indexing
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First things first: pick up that filthy keyboard, take it over to the trash can, turn it upside down, and give it a good, vigorous shake. Next, go to your biggest SQL Server and run: Transact-SQL EXEC sp_BlitzIndex @GetAllDatabases = 1, @Mode = 2, @SortOrder = 'rows'; 12 EXEC sp_BlitzIndex @GetAllDatabases = 1,  @Mode = 2,…
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The Waitlist is Open Now for My SQLBits Workshop!

SQLBits
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I’m excited to return to London for SQLBits again this year! I’ve written about why SQLBits is my favorite conference, and it’s hard to believe it’s been over a decade since I wrote that post. I still feel the same way about Bits – it’s fun, different, and unafraid to run big experiments. This year,…
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