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Live Blogging: Erik vs. PowerShell

Humor
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Oh, hey, happy Saturday First, I’d like to apologize to Conor Cunningham for the blatant theft of a blog title. That’s what you get for not posting in three years (like the desert miss the rain~). Why am I here? Why am I writing PowerShell, my sworn enemy? I do it for you. I’m trying…
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[Video] Office Hours 2017/07/19 (With Transcriptions)

SQL Server, Videos
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This week, Erik and Richie discuss performance tuning, relativity, Always On Availability Groups, parameter sniffing, technical debt, unit testing, deadlocks, testing storage performance, and more… Here’s the video on YouTube: You can register to attend next week’s Office Hours, or subscribe to our podcast to listen on the go. Enjoy the Podcast? Don’t miss an episode, subscribe…
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Don’t Use Scalar Functions in Views.

T-SQL
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The short story: if your view has a scalar user-defined function it it, any query that calls the view will go single-threaded, even if the query doesn’t reference the scalar function. Now for the long story. Quite often people will inherit and rely on views written back in the dark ages, before people were aware…
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How to Join the SQL Server Community Chat in Slack

GroupBy Conference
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Just another day on Slack Slack is a team chat system where you can: Go to SQLslack.com to get a free instant invite, and then join Go to https://SQLcommunity.Slack.com, or download the Slack app Meet cool people and join their chat rooms Chat rooms at SQLCommunity include: #SQLhelp and #PowerShellHelp – very active #FirstResponderKit – questions and…
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Decrypting Insert Query Plans

We’ve all been there Staring at a simple query that has a three mile long execution plan. After the first time, you learn to always look to make sure there’s not a secret view involved. After looking at query plans for modifications involving indexed views, I decided to look at some other fairly common table…
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[Video] Office Hours 2017/02/22 (With Transcriptions)

This week, Erik, Tara, and Richie discuss tempdb etiquette for developers, elastic search vs full-text search, server CPU spiking issues, source control in a database project, querying transaction logs, and more. Here’s the video on YouTube: You can register to attend next week’s Office Hours, or subscribe to our podcast to listen on the go. Enjoy the…
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