Posts by Brent Ozar

In high school, I threw a huge party in Grandma’s house. It had long-lasting implications – among other things, I got disinherited.

Learn why SQL Server data compression has a lot in common with me after that Jungle Juice bash.

Blog Better Week: Spice Things Up with Images

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This week I’m focusing on how you can improve your blog. So far I’ve talked about why you should schedule blog posts and the basics of search engine optimization.  Tomorrow’s post will cover how to write a product review on your blog. Your writing is boring. Your Blog Readers I’ve read your blog.  I know…
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PASS Board of Directors Nominations Open

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I never attended a Professional Association for SQL Server (PASS) meeting until I went to my first nation-wide summit in Denver in 2007.  I lived in an area (South Florida) that didn’t have a PASS presence, and I was just going to the PASS Summit for the SQL Server training. I thought the PASS Board…
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Blog Better Week: The Basics of SEO

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This week I’m focusing on how you can improve your blog. Yesterday I kicked things off with why you should schedule blog posts.  Tomorrow I’ll break some bad news to you – your blog is boring. I blog to help other people. I’m only successful if they can find me. No, not every player is…
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We’re Moving to Chicago

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Erika and I have moved a lot lately! Chicago Skyline In 2005, we left Houston, Texas and moved to Miami Beach, Florida so Erika could pursue her education as an air traffic controller.  In early 2008, when she finished her degree and got an offer from the FAA, we moved back to Houston.  Later that…
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SQL Server 2008 R2: Into the Clouds

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R2’s new Data-Tier Application (DAC) capabilities give the DBA to manage databases as if they were more like virtual servers.  Today I’m going to talk about what that means short-term and long-term. Short-Term: Nothing To See Here, Move Along I don’t think most DBAs will see a .dacpack file in the wild for years: It’s…
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SQL Server 2008 R2 Hands-On Lab

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Wanna play with R2, but you don’t have the time to do it? Yeah, I remember what it was like having a real job. R2 Splash Screen That’s where I come in.  It’s my job to learn the latest and greatest from our friends in Redmond, and I’ve already got my SQL Server 2008 R2…
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SQL Server 2008 R2: The DAC Pack

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R2 makes it easier for DBAs to move databases around from server to server in much the same way virtualization admins move guest OS’s around between physical hosts.  In my last blog post about SQL Server 2008 R2, I explained that databases are becoming more like virtual servers, and today I’ll talk about what that…
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Blog Quiz from Chris Shaw

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Today’s quiz from Chris Shaw is a two-parter, and for once in a web quiz, the second part really is a quiz. 1. Do you feel that you have a reliable SAN solution? If so, what’s the secret? Your SAN Admins The key to getting a reliable SAN solution that no human being can mess…
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SQL Server 2008 R2: Think Virtualization

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How are my servers doing? How are my databases doing? If my boss came in and asked which servers needed more horsepower or which ones could be consolidated together, how would I come up with an answer? I’ve always found it funny that DBAs and sysadmins don’t have good answers to these questions.  We roll…
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Download the SQL Server 2008 R2 Enterprise CTP

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Ladies and gentlemen, start your downloads. The SQL Server 2008 R2 community preview is now available for downloading.  Read the Data Platform Insider blog entry for more details. The download link in that blog entry didn’t work for me, but the ever-insightful Wesley Backelant pointed out that it’s available in MSDN/Technet too.  In your product…
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Twitter Down to a Denial of Service Attack

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I’ve gotten quite a few questions over email about Twitter being down, and here’s a couple of tips. When you wonder whether a site is up or not, check DownForEveryoneOrJustMe.com. When you’re having a Twitter problem, check the Twitter status blog. When you’re bored because everything’s down, go to a random Wikipedia article. Update 11:30AM…
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Virtualization Isn’t The Answer To Sprawl

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Denis Gobo (Blog – Twitter) wrote an article yesterday about SQL Server sprawl – the problem of database servers popping up from under desks, datacenter corners, and developer cubicles.  Part of the problem stems from SQL Server 2005 and earlier not requiring a license key, so they didn’t need a keygen hack or fake serial…
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Are DBAs Losing Power?

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Billy Bosworth (Blog (not updated recently)), the head honcho of the database business unit at Quest Software, has been posing an interesting question lately: “Are DBAs losing their power?” We used to be all-powerful.  When we walked into a development team meeting, we could pound our fist on the table, demand a primary key on…
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New Twitter home page means search is king

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Tonight, Twitter changed their public page – the one you see before you log in – to focus on something completely different: New Twitter Home Page Now the home page revolves around search by saying, “See what people are saying about…”, offering a big prominent search box, and showing the trending topics at the bottom…
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Microsoft Office 2008 SP2 for Mac Fail

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Microsoft just put out a service pack for Microsoft Office 2008 for the Mac. Don’t install it. Nothing about this service pack appears to be unusual until you try to open certain files in Excel, PowerPoint or Word: Microsoft PowerPoint Error Clicking Yes takes you to a page titled, “I can’t open an Office document…
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