Posts by Brent Ozar

Bob Dylan Explains TempDB (Video)

Humor, TempDB, Videos
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How many files must a TempDB have before it’s allowed to be fast? How many table variables must a server walk down before it’s considered a table? The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind, and Bob Dylan will share it with you in this 25-minute video – hopefully you can understand him.
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What a good lookin' crowd.

PASS Summit Feedback: Top Ten AGAIN!

#SQLPass, SQL Server
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Wow. Just wow. I’m totally humbled to say that my sp_Blitz® session and my AlwaysOn Availability Groups session were both voted among the best ten sessions at the PASS Summit 2012 conference. The sp_Blitz® session felt like the best session I’d ever presented in my life. The room was jam packed full of people with…
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What DBAs Need to Know About Hardware

SQL Server
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If you became a database administrator by rising through the ranks of software developers, you probably haven’t built your own servers from the ground up. That’s totally okay – but you’re missing some important information that will make you a better database administrator. In this 20-minute session, Brent Ozar will help you get started exploring…
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PASS Summit Keynote Stage

#SQLPASS Summit Keynote Liveblog Day 2

#SQLPass, SQL Server
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Good morning ladies and gentlemen! The conference hall is filling up in Seattle, and it’s time to crank up another blow-by-blow commentary.  I’ll be updating this blog every few minutes with what’s happening here at the PASS Summit.  For a refresher, check out the liveblog of yesterday’s keynote. PASS Summit Keynote Stage 8:20AM – People…
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PASS Summit Keynote Day 1

#SQLPASS Summit Keynote Liveblog – Day 1

#SQLPass, SQL Server
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PASS Summit Keynote Day 1 Good morning, folks! Lights, camera, action – it’s time for the first keynote presentation at the Professional Association for SQL Server Summit.  It’s the annual international conference for Microsoft database folks.  This year it’s in Seattle, Washington again. Over the next two hours, I’ll be expanding this post with minute-by-minute…
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Tadah! Welcome to the New BrentOzar.com

Company News, Consulting
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If you swing by BrentOzar.com today, you’ll notice that ZOMG EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT! About six months ago, we embarked on an ambitious project to redesign the entire BrentOzar.com.  We quickly picked PixelSpoke, a web design firm based in Portland, and they knocked it out of the park. PixelSpoke started by surveying our clients to find…
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Reader Letter from Kelly J.

SQL Server, Virtualization
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Hi Brent – I would imagine you get many of these notes of appreciation for what you do but I just couldn’t leave the office for the day without say “Thank you so much”.  I would have never have thought that my personal investment would have paid such dividends. Today, armed with the awesome information,…
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SQL Server Installation Best Practices Video

SQL Server, Videos
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Wait! You only get one chance to do this right. Before you run setup.exe, there are some basic configuration steps that will make all the difference in performance and troubleshooting. Brent Ozar will explain his SQL Server Setup Checklist covering the page file, service accounts, memory settings, and hardware stress testing. We won’t cover scripted…
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Conference Speakers – Check Your Room Size

When you’re speaking at a conference, try to get the room schedules long before the event day.  Right now, the PASS Summit conference schedule is available, and each speaker’s room is listed. Then, check out the building’s floorplan – in this case, the Washington State Convention Center’s floorplans page.  Check out the seating capacity for…
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Recognizing SQL Server’s Warning Signs

SQL Server
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It’s crucial for database administrators to recognize signs of pending doom.  Make sure you’re able to quickly spot problems in SQL Server Management Studio by studying these screenshots. Databases that haven’t been backed up in 24 hours Databases with old compatibility levels Databases running out of space on the C drive SQL Server with Priority…
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Learn to Speak DBA Slang

Humor
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Ever wonder what those big-company DBAs are saying when they start busting out the cryptic terms?  Learn the slang of database administrators with this handy reference guide. Wizard of Oz – admin who makes everyone think things are automated, but he’s really just duct taping things together. “The executives think we’ve got a reporting dashboard,…
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