I would never normally just go buy a TV out of nowhere – unless mine was broken or something – but as Black Friday approaches, I find myself scanning all the upcoming ads, reading reviews, and comparing features. It’s a fun diversion, and gives me an excuse to avoid work for a while. After all, these are time-sensitive – I gotta get in while I can, right?
Listen, this year, I’ll take any fun diversions I can get.
I figure y’all need a fun diversion too, so here comes a Black Friday sale on SQL Server training & online services.
I can’t just run it on Black Friday alone, though, because I know a lot of y’all have corporate politics that require running a lot of stuff past managers. So let’s get the party started by unveiling the menu of bundles to choose from:
Why bundles? Because some companies are only allowed to buy software, and some are only allowed to buy training. This way, since the bundles include all of the above, you can mark ’em up for accounting as either software or accounting or online services – whichever one floats your boat – and then you get to play with everything.
The 2-year membership option is new this year because so many of my students have been renewing. This way, you can buy just once, and get an even deeper discount. Plus, if you’re asking the boss for money, you only have to ask once instead of twice.
And I know EU folks are gonna ask, but no, due to the GDPR. I really wanted to get that nailed down this year, but when the EU struck down the Privacy Shield law, I stopped trying. They’ve gotta get their act together before I can even try to maintain compliance with changing laws.
Registration opens November 1, and closes December 1. See you in class!