If SQL Server cost $4.99 in the App Store, what would the reviews look like?
Not as good as the Access app – **
By B. Analyst, December 6, 2011
I don’t understand what all the fuss is about. The GUI in this app sucks. It’s hard to build reports, and it’s overpriced. $4.99?!? Save your money and get the free Access app instead.
Secret Performance Hints – *****
By JuniorHacker, December 5, 2011
Go into Settings and check the box for Priority Boost. If you’re running low on space, check the Auto-Shrink box for each database. When you need to beat the final level, hit up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-B-A-Start.
No Twitter integration? – *
By Teenagur, December 5, 2011
C’mon, Microsoft, get with it, this app is so Web 1.0, I can’t share my favorite tables with my friends, I can’t post pictures of my schema on Twitter, WTF?!?!??!
THIS GAME SUXXXX – *
By l337, December 4, 2022
adventureworks is boring why anybody pay for apps? stupid
Best Database Ever – *****
By MVP99, December 4, 2011
I’ve built hundreds of rock-solid solutions with this app. My customers love me, and it keeps my bills paid. Thanks, Microsoft!
ADS ARE DECEPTIVE – *
By SingleGuy18, December 3, 2011
App description said it had highly available bis and models on tables, but there’s no pictures of hot chicks or anything, just a bunch of lines and squares. Wasted that $5.
Good, but needs better graphics – ***
By Reports4Me, December 2, 2011
The graphics in this haven’t really changed since v7.0, and there’s no easter eggs. It needs like a hot coffee mod or something.
Works for me – *****
By I. Ben-Gan, December 1, 2011
Works mostly as advertised, although it’s not clear whether some behaviors are a bug or a feature.
HELP!!! ASAP!!! – ***
By panic42, November 30, 2011
MY PHONE CRASHED AND I NEED MY DATA. CAN’T FIND MY BACKUPS. PLEASE CALL ME!!!