The SQL MCMs just got access to digital copies of our achievement certificates, and you know what that means.
It’s time for some good old fashioned plagiarism!
Whip out that Photoshop and show me what you’ve got. Change the name, the signature, the cert, the product, whatever you think most needs to be changed. Or maybe it just needs more cowbell.
Show me what you’ve got! Tweak the image and put a link to it in the comments by the end of the day Thursday, January 13th. I’ll pick the funniest one to win a $50 Amazon gift certificate via email.
Good luck! Show me some lolz.
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Ballmer’s sig stamped or hand written? I mean its a master
cert you spend so much money and time on it the least he can do is
hand sign.
Ha! No, it’s machine-generated. Keep in mind that there’s a lot of MCMs in other disciplines though, not just SQL Server.
@Brent: You would have gotten this way before if Ballmer wasn’t too busy firing executives 😛
Not a lot of mad Photoshop skillz here, but it was a fun
diversion. Hope you enjoy the VMWare Campaign Spoof
Passing the MCM is tough, and you need an all-action name to reflect that
toughness!
Since I found out that you have gained MCM I have always wanted to congratulate you well done and I am proud of you. Honestly speaking I would not get involve in such stuff all the same well-done.
Carl – thanks! Yep, it was a monster undertaking alright.
It’s a tired meme, I know, but here goes.
http://www.douglane.net/images/mcmackbar.jpg
“Don’t click on it! It’s a trap!”
Not really, hahaha, but I had to say that. We all need more Admiral Ackbar.
Arrr, I went with a pirate theme. Be sure t’ look closely… can you spot all the changes?
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/grb-vxzX_rMyviyOxfqeyQ?feat=directlink
Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!
It’s missing unicorns and fairies, but here you go. A Michael Swart original*
http://michaeljswart.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/BO.png
*By original I mean, totally ripped off an earlier project of mine.
HAHAHA, wow. Nice!
Remember… you asked for it 🙂
http://picasaweb.google.com/114283374993761199472/Desktop?authkey=Gv1sRgCOP0s_fljKyjag#5561706138326994114
Will – HAHAHA, nice. I busted out laughing at the Official Seal of Microsoft. (I love Seal.)
Here you go.
http://mattvelic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ozar_mcm_remix.png
Matt – oh, Lord, Paul and Kim are going to love this!
I’ve got a fever …
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/Bxcxl9viwo1o6bPlch9QVwExllhxft8UAPE8j-ozhOU?feat=directlink
My eyes burn only a little less than my soul:
http://i.imgur.com/tmeHr.png
OMG, I haven’t seen that picture in a while. My eyes, they burn…
This is a spin-off of the MCM logo I tweaked previously.
Image for this post: http://www.sqlsoldier.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Puppets_sm.jpg
Prior MCM logo goof: http://www.sqlservercentral.com/blogs/blogs/robert_davis/ximg/MOP.jpg
Funny funny contest. Too hard to resist.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/iwhispered/5352961786/
Love it. That must be high-octane nightmare fuel for Brent.