Jes Schultz Borland,
Chief of Rehabilitative Medicine

Jes BorlandPerformance tuning is like a game of database chess. I look at query plans and DMVs and I see pawns, rooks, knights. I love moving these pieces around to create devastatingly fast systems.

I am a Microsoft Certified Professional, a Microsoft MVP, and if I receive another certification from Microsoft, I’ll learn how to juggle.

For a really good time, ask me about:

  • Automation
  • Performance tuning tools & tips
  • High availability
  • SQL Server 2012
  • Punk rock
  • What happened on May 5, 2012

Download my resume – if you dare.

I’m a founder of Tech on Tap; founder of the FoxPASS SQL Server user group; a speaker at user groups, SQL Saturdays, and PASS Summit; and a blogger. I like to talk (a lot), and I love to help others learn and grow as much as I have.

I also drink too much coffee, run too many miles, and make a mean pot of chili.

Pro SQL Server 2012 Practices

My name. On a book. As an author. It doesn’t get much better!

Contact me or check out some work I’m proud of:

MS Certified Professional MS MVP