Jes Schultz Borland,
Chief of Rehabilitative Medicine
Performance tuning is like a game of database chess. I look at query plans and DMVs and I see pawns, rooks, knights. I love moving these pieces around to create devastatingly fast systems.
I am a Microsoft Certified Professional, a Microsoft MVP, and if I receive another certification from Microsoft, I’ll learn how to juggle.
For a really good time, ask me about:
- Performance tuning tools & tips
- High availability
- SQL Server 2012
- Punk rock
- What happened on May 5, 2012
I’m a founder of Tech on Tap; founder of the FoxPASS SQL Server user group; a speaker at user groups, SQL Saturdays, and PASS Summit; and a blogger. I like to talk (a lot), and I love to help others learn and grow as much as I have.
I also drink too much coffee, run too many miles, and make a mean pot of chili.
Contact me or check out some work I’m proud of: