Meet the hospital staff
We can’t reiterate enough that no one at Brent Ozar Unlimited® has a medical degree. It’s just a fun analogy, folks. Number of medical degrees: 0. Number of Star Wars action figures: 12.
Specialties: performance tuning, SAN storage, VMware, kCura Relativity
Off duty: foodie restaurants, travel, bad pop music
Specialties: database architecture, teaching SQL, cloud computing
Off duty: Portland food trucks, long walks on the beach
Specialties: bottleneck identification, query tuning for mortals, hardware & storage sizing
Off duty: drawings, dinosaurs, Spurious Capitalization
Specialties: reporting/visualization, query tuning, professional development
Off duty: running, gardening, 80’s pop culture
Specialties: VLDB environment optimization, query and index tuning, automation
Off duty: convincing strangers the milky way is a dev cluster
Specialties: directing traffic at the Brent Ozar Unlimited® airstrip
Off duty: running, travel, hanging with Hank and Hana
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