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Hurricane Wilma Update, South Florida Car Show

Two weeks after Hurricane Wilma’s arrival here in Miami, things still look pretty much the same.  Downed trees jut out into city streets, police officers do the work of the now-broken traffic signals, and Florida Power & Light trucks show up all over town.  Every morning when I walk Ernie, we make our way around certain piles of debris.  The debris is harmless, and I’m sure city workers are focusing on more important tasks like figuring out which buildings are safe to reenter.  I know this because people keep getting evicted from apartment buildings and condos, especially out here on Miami Beach where some of the older construction didn’t quite cut it.

Erika and I diverted our attention to the South Florida International Auto Show instead, being held across the street – literally – at the Miami Beach Convention Center.  We walked over yesterday and had a thoroughly enjoyable afternoon hopping from car to car, checking out interiors.  Most people know which car exteriors they like, but an auto show is a great way to find out what the cars are really like inside.  If you just go to a dealer and check out a single new car, then drive over to another dealer to check out its competitor, and then drive to another dealer to check out another competitor, you can’t really remember the finer points of the interiors that you liked and didn’t like.  But when you literally get out of one, walk over to another brand, and get in, you can see exactly what’s different.

When you walk from any car over to a Kia or Hyundai, you can understand why these brands are cheaper.  Sure, you save thousands on the car, but when you get in, you see why.  The flat swaths of hard plastic, the cheesy way the switchgear slides around, the seat fabric that looks impenetrable, it all feels pretty cheap.

Erika also walked away disappointed after seeing the interior of the Infiniti G35′s.  These cars look phenomenal from the outside, like a well-tailored suit, but on the inside the dashboard looks like one of those crazy silver boom-boxes from the 1990′s with all the sharp angles.  It’s not going to wear well.

Surprisingly, we both liked Porsche interiors best, and the Porsches were probably her favorite cars at the show!  She liked the leather with the contrasting-color stitching, and their interiors definitely befitted the price tags.  Infiniti and Mercedes buyers have to get tired of the cheap switchgear and dash after a year or two – there’s not much in these cars to justify the price tags – but the Porsche buyers will be proud for years.  Even the $40k Boxsters had far better interiors than any Mercedes model.  (Of course, they only have two seats, but still!)

We saw the new Volvo C70, which replaces the C70 hardtop I used to drive.  This one has a folding hardtop that looks slick in action, but the car’s proportions aren’t quite right.  It ends up with a long posterior that resembles a Chrysler Sebring.  It’s hard to make a real four-seater convertible look good.  The old C70 did a good job of it, but the new one is a tougher sell.

And the current forerunner for our next car?  Now it’s looking like a used Honda Accord.  After sitting in Kias, Hyundais and Suzukis, she saw why people might opt for buying a used Accord instead of a new Kia, despite the equal price and the Kia’s warranty.

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Technically open for business

McDonalds limited menu

Post-Hurricane McDonalds

I stopped by McDonald’s this morning on the way back from checking a couple of car lots – Erika needs a car – and this picture of the drive-through menu board pretty well sums up the state of Miami-Dade County right now. Yes, the McDonald’s is indeed open, which is cool and rather unexpected, but the majority of the menu is not available. They’ve run out of a bunch of things, so they’ve taped pieces of paper and wrappers over the unavailable items. One of the signs says, “No value menu available”. That strikes me as a little price-gouging-ish: you can order a large fries, but not a value menu portion? How’s that?

But it’s open, so at least I picked up breakfast for Erika. Most of the restaurants on South Beach have been open for the last few days anyway, and McDonald’s is my last resort – except at breakfast, when the biscuits aren’t bad.

The Miami Herald ran an article today called Recovering in Style. “South Beach has become an oasis for those who can afford to escape Wilma’s aftermath.” That byline indicates more animosity than is found in the actual article.

It’s true, though: life really is different on this little island. Back on the mainland, our office finally got power yesterday, and Erika’s college reopens tomorrow. Everything’s been open on South Beach for days, but with the mainland catching up, we’re back to normal schedules. Our mini-vacation is over.

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Hurricane Wilma Snapshots: Poster Child

Watching work crews in the air

This afternoon, FEMA staged a disaster preparation drill showing residents to be alert and aware of their surroundings after a hurricane.  “You have to recognize the signs of danger.  For example, don’t refuel your car from a portable tank while electric crews are working on downed power lines next to you.  It might seem obvious to some folks, but all it takes is one spark.  And for God’s sake, don’t have your little kids around when you’re doing risky stuff like this.  Heck, the only thing missing from this edge-of-disaster photo is an alligator.”

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Hurricane Wilma Snapshots: Can You Hear Me Now?

A woman makes a phone call on her porch in Deerfiled Beach

“Can you hear me now?  Well then for the love of God, get your ass up and open the front door!  This is the last time I go out and get you beer during a hurricane!  This joke isn’t funny anymore!  I’m in my PJ’s, for Pete’s sake!”

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Hurricane Wilma Snapshots: Two Letters Away from Rodney King

The Marriott hit

As the storm tore away pieces of signage from this local hotel, crowds assembled and began to beat drums in anticipation.  “When that first one and the last one go, the looting officially starts!” proclaimed one overly zealous participant.

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Hurricane Wilma Snapshots: Better Safe than Sorry

Highway Patrol blocks off U.S. 1

Volvo drivers really are safe people, as this area resident can attest.  “Just in case the water gets too deep, we tow a boat behind our Volvo.  You never can be too safe, you know,” she said through a cotton face mask.

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Hurricane Wilma Snapshots: I Feel Lucky

Toys R Us store loses its sign

The loss of one sign brought the birth of another.  While the destruction of this Toys-R-Us store was indeed a tragedy, there was a silver lining in this cloud: God spray-painted tomorrow’s winning lotto numbers on the plywood covering the windows.  It’s surely a sign!

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Hurricane Wilma Snapshots: Window Tinting

The F-86 airplane on display at the War Memorial Auditorium

The NTSB quickly found the cause of this crash: overzealous window tinting.

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Hurricane Wilma Snapshots: The Typical Roofer

Ken Martin loads roofing material

A sure sign that the “roofer” who shows up to patch your roof might not be the most qualified guy around: his “work truck” is a Nissan 300ZX hatchback.

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Hurricane Wilma Snapshots: The Best Hiding Places

Family photos

Area resident Lourdes Garcia was relieved to find her family photos intact after her home was destroyed by Hurricane Wilma.  “Oh, thank God,” she exclaimed.  “I just knew that if I superglued them to the bottom of the coffee table that they’d make it through the hurricane.  Those nutjobs at the bank wanted twenty bucks a month for a security deposit.  I sure showed them.”  She then wandered off looking for her nightstands, to which she’d superglued her life savings.

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