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Twitter Down to a Denial of Service Attack

I’ve gotten quite a few questions over email about Twitter being down, and here’s a couple of tips.

When you wonder whether a site is up or not, check DownForEveryoneOrJustMe.com.

When you’re having a Twitter problem, check the Twitter status blog.

When you’re bored because everything’s down, go to a random Wikipedia article.

Update 11:30AM EST - Twitter is back online. Whew!

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New Twitter home page means search is king

Tonight, Twitter changed their public page – the one you see before you log in – to focus on something completely different:

New Twitter Home Page

New Twitter Home Page

Now the home page revolves around search by saying, “See what people are saying about…”, offering a big prominent search box, and showing the trending topics at the bottom of the page.

This is the culmination of Twitter’s purchase of Summize, a Twitter search engine.  Just one year ago, Twitter didn’t even have a search engine of its own, and now search has proven to be so important that it’s the first thing you see when you go to Twitter.com.

When you want to find out knowledge on the internet, now there are two places to go: go to Google (or Bing or whatever) when you want long-term knowledge, and to Twitter when you want current events.  Innnnteresting.

Any bets on how long it’ll be before ads turn up on the search result pages?

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Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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How to Get More Twitter Followers

Yesterday, Kevin Kline ran across the WeFollow list of top twitterers for the SQL tag and remarked:

How to Climb a Mountain

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I hear that same question privately every now and then, and it’s not that hard.  I’ve got the simple answers to get yourself to the top of the popularity list!

Set Up Searches for Key Phrases

If you’re interested in SQL Server, there are tools you can use like RSS feeds from Search.Twitter.com that will alert you whenever someone mentions SQL Server.  That way you can jump right into their conversation and interrupt help them.  They will surely be impressed by your knowledge and your willingness to help, and they’ll follow you for your insight.

The drawback, though, is that there’s a lot of conversations happening on Twitter at any given time.  It’s seriously hard work to keep up with all of them.  You could devote your time to Twitter searches, or maybe hire a savvy assistant to proactively run your Twitter profile, but sometimes even a human being isn’t enough.  At that point, you’ll want to bring in the machines.

Set Up Robots to AutoRespond For You

Clippy

Clippy

Twitter has a cool set of APIs that you can use to build a robot.  Whenever someone mentions a topic, like say SQL Server, you can build an automatic response that says something like:

“I see you’re trying to build a database.  Would you like some help?  I’ll be your best friend.”

If you’re really good with your autoresponses, people will never guess that your witty responses are coming from an automated, heartless piece of software.  Bonus points if they try to carry on a conversation with you, and you have another autoresponse for that.  They’ll line up to follow your Twitter account in no time.  To see an example of a bot in action, check out @joe_kl.

Follow Everybody You Can Find

Go crazy with the Follow button.  Follow anybody and everybody regardless of what they’re talking about.  They might follow you back just out of sheer politeness.

There’s a catch, though: Twitter will yank your account if you follow too many people too fast.  Every few days, go into your Friends page in Twitter, which lists the people you’re following.  You can identify the ones who are following you back because there’s a “Direct Message” link – you can only send DM’s to people who are following you.  Unfollow anybody who doesn’t have a “Direct Message” link next to their name, and presto, it’ll keep your list shorter and let you follow more people.

When you unfollow people, they may get alerted about this if they’re using a service like NutshellMail.  At that point, they’re going to know you’re a bit of a spammer, because they’re going to guess that you followed them just to try to bait them into following you back.  This isn’t a problem at first, but if you try that same trick repeatedly, it pisses off users because they know you’re just an absolute slimeball.  (Doing it even once makes you a slimeball, though.)

Give Stuff Away to People Who Follow You

Announce that once a month, you’re going to pick a random follower and give them something juicy like a gift certificate or a free iPhone.  People will do almost anything for a Klondike bar, I hear.

Once you start, though, it’s like a drug addiction.  If you don’t keep giving things away, people will stop following you, and worse, they’ll start UNfollowing you.  Of course, if you’re in the business of professional marketing, you should have no problem justifying giving away portable hard drives or Macbooks in order to get your spam message out to a larger audience.  Heck, even just the Twitter population as a whole may not be enough, and you may want to…

Send Spam Emails Asking People to Follow You

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The majority of humanity isn’t on Twitter yet, so when these measures aren’t enough, it’s time to kick it up a notch.  Send out a broadcast spam email to everyone you can find asking them to join Twitter and follow you.

I’ve been watching the Twitter follower counts of one particular publication who chose to spam me with an invite like this.  I was curious to see if it worked – I had this vision of people saying, “Wow, this is awesome!  I don’t get enough spam through my email client, and it takes so darned long to get it.  I’ll go sign up right now and follow them for up-to-the-minute spam in 140 character chunks!”  Not surprisingly, it doesn’t appear to be working.

Or, Uh, Maybe Just Be Yourself

Maybe I’m old school, but I like to get my followers the old-fashioned way: I earn them.

Don’t follow people just to game the metrics. Unless you’re Ashton Kutcher, nobody really gives a rip how many followers you have.  Twitter is about relationships.  It’s about caring, not calculations.  If you’re out to prove you’ve got the biggest numbers, cut straight to the chase and start giving away free pr0n.

Be yourself, not your company. I follow some company accounts because they have truly kick-ass products.  I want to hear every single bit of news about the cool new stuff they produce.  I work for a company too, but I don’t use my Twitter account as a pimp platform.  If you ask me questions about our products, I’ll be glad to talk with you about it, but not in public on Twitter.  Nobody wants to listen to somebody else buying a used car on Twitter, for example.

Join the conversation. Don’t just spew garbage out automatically – listen, help, and engage.  When you jump into a stranger’s conversation and start blathering about yourself, your opinions or your product, people see through your act.  In meatspace, you can identify the failure of your technique by watching the panicked horror in their facial expression, but on Twitter it’s not so clear.  If the technique doesn’t work in meatspace, it won’t work here either.

Remember that kid in middle school whose mom always sent him in with a bag of cookies trying to make friends?  The one who kept running into you and your buddies and just standing around until he could inject himself into the conversation?  The one that everybody said was trying too hard?  Don’t be That Guy.

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Twitter Tip: Change Your Replies Setting

I’m getting flooded with new followers since Sherri Shepherd mentioned my site by way of Corry Joe Biddle, and it’s time I mentioned a Twitter tip that doesn’t get enough press.

When you follow people on Twitter, by default you see their replies to anybody – even if you’re not following them.  Quite frankly, that’s annoying.  I don’t really want to overhear somebody’s conversations with some complete stranger.

There’s an easy workaround: in Twitter, go into Settings, Notices, and change the Replies setting shown below:

Twitter Notices Settings

Twitter Notices Settings

Set it up so that it only shows you replies to the people you’re following.  That way, if you’re following me, but you’re not following @SherriEShepherd, then you won’t see me replying to her.

This really cuts down on the noise of Twitter, and makes it much easier to follow more people without getting overwhelmed.

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New SQL Server Editions – #sqleditions

In the Quest booth at the SSWUG Virtual Conference, somehow we got started naming new editions of SQL Server, and I just had to move the discussion into Twitter to let everybody else in on the fun.

Here’s been some of the funny ones:

  • SQL Server MVP Edition: <NDA> (sorry I can’t tell you what it does) – BenchmarkIT
  • SQL Server Google Edition: Returns 10,000,000 results, most of them duplicates. – BradDBA
  • SQL Server General Motors Edition: it costs $3 billion. Wait, $4 billion. Hang on, I think it’s $12 billion. – BrentO
  • SQL Server Apple Edition: It looks good and works perfectly right out of the box. Pity about the price tag. – PeschkaJ
  • SQL Server Paris Hilton Edition: No security… EVERYONE gets in :)BenchmarkIT
  • SQL Server FriendFeed Edition: Friends and random people can comment on how good your data is – carpdeus
  • SQL Server Foreign Nightclub Edn: works great, but one morning you wake up in a bathtub and your tables are gone. – BrentO
  • SQL Server Ozar edition: I know there’s good data in there, but each query just keeps coming back with witty snark instead. – BrianArn

You can read the #sqleditions in real time on Twitter as they come in.  To join the fun, just Tweet with #sqleditions in your tweet and it’ll be shown in the feed.

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Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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Book Review: The Whuffie Factor

You, dear reader, probably don’t work in the marketing department.  The vast majority of my readers are information technology professionals, and the rest are my family.  (Hi, Mom!)

brent-ozar-on-twitterToday, you can’t get a job like mine without knowing how whuffie works.

In the not-too-distant future, you may not even be able to get a job like yours, or at least the job you want next, without knowing how whuffie works.

The Whuffie Factor

The Whuffie Factor

What Is Whuffie?

Whuffie is slang for social capital: your reputation, your credibility, your personal bankability.  It’s not as simple as the number of followers you have on Twitter, because that doesn’t necessarily indicate your trustworthiness – there’s plenty of spammers who’ve mastered the art of the followback.  It’s not as simple as the number of posts you’ve made on a forum somewhere, because that just indicates you’re really good at clicking the Submit button.

I first learned about whuffie a few years ago when I started playing with Flock, a web browser with social networking built in.  The people behind Flock were building a really cool product, and they were building it in an open way that involved their user community.  I was dumbfounded by this ability to interact directly with the developers.  I’ve never been one to file software bug reports because as a developer, I felt that most bug reports went unanswered.  Companies didn’t have the resources to fix bugs – they just wanted to push products.  I saw the way the Flock guys got so involved with their users, though, so I took the plunge and filed my first bug report.

I don’t remember whether or not they fixed the bug, but I remember that they interacted with me in a positive way, which encouraged me to file more bug reports.  I wasn’t building a mental image of a buggy browser, though – I was building a mental image of guys who genuinely cared about what they were doing and cared about their users.  This was completely different than any other online software experience that I’d had, and I found myself getting more and more involved.  I had to find out why these folks were acting this way, because it wasn’t a natural frame of mind for a software developer to react positively to bug reports.

Enter Tara Hunt

Among the many interesting people working in proximity to the Flock phenomenon, I ran across Tara Hunt’s blog at HorsePigCow.com.  She blogged about marketing and made me look at it in new ways that I’d never considered.  Marketing wasn’t just a bunch of sexist guys designing magazine ads of barely-clothed women holding their product in provocative positions.  Marketing meant understanding that places like forums, web sites and Twitter are, as The Whuffie Factor explains:

“…a simple but powerful online community where thousands of buying decisions are made every single day.”

This message isn’t just for companies: it’s for employees.  Every time you interact with another member of a community, whether you’re doing something good or not so good, you’re affecting your social capital.   Social networking transactions don’t happen in a vacuum, either – bystanders notice your actions, and even if they’re not involved with what you’re doing, they make buying decisions based on your actions.

“Who cares,” you ask, “if I’m not selling a product?”  Even if you’re not working a street corner, you’re selling yourself.  Future employers, future clients, and future coworkers are taking stock of your every action.

Why Whuffie Matters for Employees Too

I used to be a SQL Server database administrator.  As I got more involved with the Flock community, I realized that I had to be missing something.  There had to be a similar community for SQL Server, and I had to get involved with it.  I found PASS, attended my first conference, and started focusing my spare time on the community.  Tara’s book didn’t exist yet, so I read her blog, watched what the Flock team did, and tried to apply their techniques to my own work.  I made mistakes – and still do – but you have the advantage of this book to help guide you along the way.

The Whuffie Factor demystifies the workings of social capital and marketing, and these explanations work great for IT geeks.  Let’s face it: we suck at networking, and we suck at marketing.  We need all the help we can get.  This book is the help, and we don’t need a marketing background to understand how it applies to us.

The chapter “Become a Part of the Community You Serve” and the book’s repeated message about turning the bullhorn around especially resonate with me, and it illustrates the problems with so many IT communities.  Tara discusses how she worked with a web site to throw away their imaginary user profiles and connect directly with several real users instead using their own product.  They became more and more intertwined with their own customers, and as a result, built better products.  I’ve learned these lessons personally at Quest, and I found myself nodding over and over – and not because I was going to sleep.

Throughout the book, Tara gives simple, straightforward explanations of how to get whuffie, what happens if you do it right, and what happens if you do it wrong.

Whuffie is Easy to Get, but Much Easier to Lose

Companies don’t run around bragging about that time when they completely borked their online marketing strategy and pissed off thousands of customers.  They bury those stories as deep as they can.  The Whuffie Factor includes some of these cautionary tales, like the times when Wal-Mart tried influencing social networks with ill-advised stunts.

History continues to repeat itself, too.  In chapter 4, “Building Whuffie by Listening to and Integrating Feedback”, Tara tells the story of when Facebook launched feeds and alienated its users.  Facebook has shown time and again that if you don’t follow the lessons in the book, your reputation will be tarnished.  Reading The Whuffie Factor is a lot more effective than making these expensive mistakes in public.

When you do make mistakes in public – everybody does it sooner or later – the chapter “Embrace the Chaos” talks about how to handle it.  Part of me wonders why everybody doesn’t know this stuff innately, but watching some social networkers in action, it’s obvious that they don’t.  Whether you’re a company or an individual IT worker, knowing how to handle your public failures is a valuable lesson that by itself is worth the price of the book.

My Favorite Quote

My favorite quote from the book, and the one that sums up why even employees need to read it, is:

“You can’t eat whuffie, but it’s getting harder to eat without it.”

I know some of my readers already believe in the power of this fancy internet community thing because I interact with them on Twitter, Facebook, and so on.  At the same time, I know a lot of you haven’t bought into it yet because my blog readership dwarfs the Twitter numbers.  If you’re one of the masses who reads blogs but doesn’t do social networking yet, do yourself a favor and get this book.

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Top 10 Reasons I *AM* Following You On Twitter

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I don’t go out actively looking for new people to follow, but when somebody else follows me, these are the reasons why I’d turn around and follow them back:

10. Your tweets show a sense of humor.

If I laugh hard enough when I scan your most recent tweets, I’m in.  I don’t even care what you do for a living or what we have in common – if you’re funny enough, then I’ll follow you because my workday could always use more yuks.  Some examples of people I have nothing in common with and follow anyway:

I probably won’t catch up on the tweets they sent overnight or on the weekends, but I’ll look forward to ‘em as they come in during the day.

9. You have an awesome profile photo or name.

For evidence, I give you the profile photo of @GDruckman.

@GDruckman

@GDruckman

Without even reading Geri’s profile, scanning his recent tweets or meeting him in person, you just know he’s going to be funny and unusual.  And sure enough, he is.

Another example is @RobotsNoFollow – Eric Myers of Quest.  It’s an inside joke for web site coders, and not only is the name funny to me, but the profile photo is hilarious.  This could be a They Might Be Giants CD cover.

8. I know you in real life.

This is an instant pass.  If I’ve worked with you, talked to you at a conference, or drank beer with you, you’re in.

I’ll then go into the list of people you’re following, and I’ll raid it looking for other people I know in real life.  For example, I’ve had Quest Software people follow me, and through their friends I’ve found other Questies that had sneaked onto Twitter.  Even if I don’t like you, I’m probably going to follow you if I work with you, because I wanna know what’s going on.

7. I’m friends with your spouse.

I’ve found that interesting people tend to marry other interesting people.  Generally speaking, my friends’ spouses are really cool.

6. You use Twitter often, and show pictures every now and then.

If I glance at your Twitter profile and your last 20 tweets are all within the last week, bonus.  I don’t want to follow people who are just playing with it and they’re not sure whether or not they’ll use it, because often, they don’t.

If you post interesting pictures with something like TwitPic, that’s a bonus.  The key word is “interesting”, though.  No pictures from the supermarket checkout line.

5. You have a lot more followers than friends.

If you’re following 5,000 people and you have 5,000 followers, that tells me you probably only got those 5,000 followers because you went out and followed people like crazy so they would follow you back, or you ran some giveaway to attract people.

If, on the other hand, your Twitter ratio looks more like Jeff Atwood’s, then that tells me there’s a lot of people interested in what you have to say.  I’m going to look closely at your page before I decide to take a pass.

4. You’re interacting with other people I know.

If I glance at your most recent tweets and you’re carrying on conversations with other people I follow, that’s a good sign.

If you’re just yelling at them trying to sell them something, that’s a bad sign.

3. You suddenly follow me on other social networks.

If I get notification emails that you suddenly started following me on Twitter, Facebook, Flickr and LinkedIn, I’m guessing you’re pretty serious about stalking me.  That’ll make me stop and wonder more about who you are, because we’ve probably met somewhere that I didn’t remember.

Or you’re just a stalker freak, and I like knowing who those people are.

2. Your blog posts are announced on Twitter.

If you hook up your blog so that whenever you post an entry, it tweets, then that’s a big plus.

I use Twitter for a casual diversion during the workday – I’ll glance over at it when I’ve got a few free minutes, see what’s going on, and interact with friends.  If I notice that you just posted a blog entry, I’ll go read it, and I might respond on Twitter if I’ve got comments or questions.  It’s nice to have that realtime interaction with other bloggers.

And Reason #1 Why I’m Following You On Twitter:
You’re involved with something I like, but you’re not an “official” account.

@GrantImahara uses TwitPic

@GrantImahara uses TwitPic

These people are allowed to break all my Twitter rules:

  • @CWGabriel – Mike Krahulik of Penny Arcade, my favorite web comic
  • @DellServerGeek – Scott Hanson of Dell
  • @DontTryThis – Adam Savage of Mythbusters
  • @GrantImahara – Grant Imahara of Mythbusters
  • @Jseadub – Adam Savage’s spouse (that’s not really rule #9, because I’m not “friends” with Adam, but you get the idea)
  • @Seamoss – one of the founders of Ping.FM, a service that lets you update all of your social networks at once

Notice that these are PEOPLE, not corporate accounts.  Even though I think Anthony Bourdain is a genius, I don’t follow @NoReservations because it’s a boring corporate account.

This probably sums it all up pretty well – if you’re doing fantastic work, people are going to want to follow you.  Going after a high-score-Twitter-follower-count is putting the cart before the horse – or to be more accurate, putting the marketing before the product.

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Top 10 Reasons I’m Not Following You on Twitter

10. Your updates are protected.

The instant I see someone whose updates are protected, I just close the browser.  If you’re looking for privacy, you came to the wrong place.

Sooner or later you’re going to say something interesting (I hope) and I’m going to want to retweet it.  Then I have to stop and worry – was this protected?  Did they mean for this to be public?  Should I ask permission before I retweet it?  Screw it – it’s not worth the hassle.

9. I looked at your tweets, and you’re not interacting with anybody.

None of your links are replies – they’re all just loudmouthed shouts out into the unknown. “I had a great day!  I’m in a really long line at the bank.  I love my job.  I sure like those Mets.”

Trick Question

Trick Question

Just because Twitter asks “What are you doing?” doesn’t mean every one of your tweets has to start with the letter I.  Here’s how to break out of your rut: start by retweeting some of your friends’ more interesting posts, and then – take a deep breath – actually reply to people.

Even though they’re not directly talking to you, you can still talk to them.  If someone asks for help, you should – brace yourself – actually help them.  No, not try to sell them something, but help them solve a problem.  NO, not solve a problem by using your product, just solve the problem!

8. Your tweets are all links.

I’m not even going to click on ‘em to find out if they’re to your own site or not.  I have a hunch that you’re advertising something, and all you do is yell about your product all day long.  Every now and then you throw in links to funny videos or news stories thinking that makes up for the spam.  It doesn’t.  Just because @BarackObama gets away with it doesn’t mean you can.  (And no, I don’t follow him either.)

You know That Person who constantly forwards funny jokes and videos to all their friends?  The one who instantly makes you groan when you see their name in your in-box because you know it’s a waste of time?  You’re like That Person 2.0.

7. You have “social media expert” or “marketing” on your bio.

I even WORKED in a corporate marketing department and I can’t stand most marketing people on Twitter because so many of ‘em are doing it wrong.  Their profile is chock full of meaningless keywords, claiming that they’re famous for being…famous, and not really doing anything other than pumping up follower counts.

The Whuffie Factor

The Whuffie Factor

In fact, if you’re a marketing person and you’re wondering why I’m not following you, this one book will sum up the answers for you: The Whuffie Factor: Using the Power of Social Networks to Build Your Business by Tara Hunt (@MissRogue).

I reviewed The Whuffie Factor here on the blog, and gave it two strong thumbs up.

6. You’re offering me a chance to win if I follow you.

Giving stuff away costs money.  So why are you so willing to pay money to get followers?

Imagine if you were walking down the street and you saw somebody yelling, “I’ll enter you in a sweepstakes to win $50 if you come talk to me!  C’mon over!  Two entries if you tell your friends too!”  You’d cross the street just to avoid talking to them, because you know they’re a creep.  But somehow, people think it’s okay because it’s new on Twitter.

You might be new to Twitter and think it’s fun and games, but I’ve been here since 2007, and it’s a thin layer of bacon disguising a pile of spam.

5. You haven’t tweeted in weeks, or you haven’t tweeted yet.

I totally understand that some people are here to listen, not to talk.  I salute you.  I take that exact same approach with a lot of the web sites I read – I never make a comment.  They’re just fun for me to read.  Twitter might be that same thing for you, and that’s cool.  Just don’t take it personally if people don’t follow you back.  It’s not that you’re not a great person, but Twitter doesn’t have good tools yet to manage a whole lot of friends & followers.  To keep things easy, some people (like me) take the approach of keeping the numbers small and manageable.

Rest assured that if you do start tweeting and you mention my name in a tweet, I’ll get it, and I’ll respond.  Twitter does have some good search tools that help power users with that kind of thing.  It just gets overwhelming if I get notified of every single thing you say.

4. Your profile doesn’t have the Holy Trinity: a bio, a location and a link.

If I can’t tell who you are, I’m not following you.  You’re hiding something.

Locations like “Right Behind You” show me that you have a sense of humor, and that’s a good thing.  Locations like “The United States” tell me that you have no sense of humor and no sense of geography, and that’s a bad thing.

If you don’t have a blog, that’s okay, but at least link to something that will tell me more about you – a profile on a site somewhere, your company’s site, your Flickr account, your favorite bar, something that will show me you’re a real human being.

3. Your profile has a company name & photo, but no personality.

I will follow company accounts when they’ve got awesome personalities, like @ThinkGeek, but you’d better show that awesome personality in the very first page of tweets when I click on your name.

For an example of bland, boring press release tweets, see @GlobalKnowledge.  (And they serve as a bad example for several of these rules, come to think of it.)

2. You’re following over 1,000 people.

Come on, be for real.  You’re not having meaningful conversations with 1,000 people at once.  You’re just eavesdropping in a room full of strangers.  I’m following almost 500 people, and I’m already getting nervous because it’s about time to start pruning.

If you’re doing absolutely everything else perfectly, I’ll let you slide on this one.  (I’m talkin’ to you, @ThinkGeek.)

Notice that I didn’t say there’s over 1,000 people following YOU – there’s nothing wrong with that. Some people are just really interesting.

And Reason #1 Why I’m Not Following You On Twitter:
The teenage girl in your profile photo doesn’t have enough clothes on.

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Twitter client comparison: TweetDeck, Seesmic and Orsiso

There’s no one perfect Twitter client yet, but there’s three pretty good cross-platform Twitter clients: TweetDeck, Seesmic Desktop and Orsiso.  I recorded a ten-minute video review of all three today on my lunch break:

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If you’re reading this post in an RSS reader, you can view the Twitter client review video on my site.  The clients in the video are:

TweetDeck Review

TweetDeck is a column-oriented client: users organize content in columns.  On my machine, I’ve got columns for:

  • All Users (which really just means the people I’m following)
  • Replies
  • A public search for SQLServerPedia (so anytime somebody mentions it, I get an alert.  I have a few of these types of search columns.)
  • Direct Messages
  • Facebook – and that’s where things start to get interesting.

TweetDeck can show your Facebook friends’ statuses in a column, and you can update Facebook from inside TweetDeck.  Nifty.

Seesmic Desktop Review

Seesmic Desktop is a newer column-oriented client very similar to TweetDeck.  In most ways, it’s pretty similar to TweetDeck.  Unfortunately, it’s brand spankin’ new, and it doesn’t have Facebook support.

OrSiSo Review

Orsiso looks totally different because it doesn’t do the column-oriented display format.  Instead, it focuses on circles of friends: your inner circle, your 2nd layer circle, 3rd, and 4th.  You can use these to separate friends, family, work, play, whatever.

Even better, you can track your friends across Twitter, FaceBook, Flickr, instant messaging, LinkedIn, and more.  One client to rule them all, I suppose.

It’s not all roses and chocolate: like the other two apps, it’s built with Adobe Air, which is roughly akin to saying it’s like Java only without the speed.  It works on any platform, but it’s deathly slow.

So What’s the Best Twitter Client?

I’m taking a two-pronged approach: I fire up Orsiso in the morning to see what my inner circle was up to overnight.  That way I can make sure I didn’t miss any of their updates, no matter what social network it was on.  Then I close Orsiso and stick with a more flexible column-based client through the rest of the day to get the search features.

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PASS Summit 2009 Call to Speakers Open! #SQLPass

The Professional Association for SQL Server Summit is being held again this November in Seattle, and the Call to Speakers is now open.  You can only submit 4 sessions, which seemed very small to me until I realized that I do entirely too many presentations.

In Twitter, somebody mentioned that it’d be a good idea if we could see what abstracts had been submitted so that we didn’t all try to cover the exact same topics.  With that in mind, I’m listing my abstracts here, but lemme tell you something: don’t let my abstracts hold you back from submitting sessions with the same topics as me.  Well, not the exact same – at least change the wording, maybe fix my typos.

Famous or Infamous? Turn Your Brand Up to Eleven

Blogging and Twittering aren’t just social distractions: they can be instrumental in your career by helping you to make more money, get yourself in front of the right clients and put you ahead of other job candidates.

Brent Ozar has been blogging at BrentOzar.com since 2002, and it paid off in 2008 when he was hired at Quest Software as a SQL Server Expert. He’ll explain how blogging and Twittering helped his career, and why he believes social networking and brand-building will be critical in the coming years.

Tom LaRock started blogging at SQLBatman.com using Brent’s guidelines. He’ll act as a devil’s advocate, and help draw the line between zealous online marketing and practical tips for people who make a living doing database administration, not blogging. He’ll explain what parts are easy for DBAs to do, and what parts require time and attention.

Session Goals:

  • Learn how to start and configure a blog and a Twitter account
  • Learn how to position yourself on the Internet and get noticed in all the noise
  • Hear real-world stories about when blogs turned from positive assets into dangerous liabilities

Yes, I’m Actually Using The Cloud

There’s a lot of hype around cloud-based databases. After you get past the knee-jerk reaction about security, what else matters? Is it time to buy in, and what should you watch out for? Brent explains some of the pros and cons hes experienced running SQL Servers in the cloud, and will demonstrate how easy it is to fire up a new SQL Server in the cloud.

Brent’s involved with StackOverflow.com as an advisor, and he’ll talk about the decisions they made about whether to host production and/or disaster recovery servers in the cloud.

Session Goals:

  • Learn to estimate an application’s costs in the cloud
  • Learn options for cloud-based disaster recovery
  • Learn how to talk to developers & managers about cloud database options

DRP101: Learn the Difference Between Your Log and Your Cluster

Developers and accidental DBAs: if you know more about how SQL Server handles crashes and disasters, you’ll be able to make a better decision about how to prepare. In this session, Brent will cover all of SQL Servers backup and high availability options at a high level, including clustering, log shipping, mirroring, replication and more. Hell show the pros and cons of each, and teach you how to pick the right method for your application.   We won’t have enough time to dive into actual implementation demos due to the number of solutions we’ll cover, but we’ll show screen shots and give links to the best resources for each method.

No prerequisites!  This session is targeted at DBAs and developers who don’t know their cluster from their logs.

Session Goals:

  • Learn the difference between high availability and disaster recovery
  • Learn real-world drawbacks of each solution
  • Learn which methods complement each other for even better protection

Social Networking for IT Professionals

Jason Massie and I are co-submitting this one, and we’re putting the abstract for this together over the weekend.

I find this hilariously appropriate because Jason & I met each other via Twitter, started a web site together, and I’ve never even met the guy.  If this session gets approved, we’re going to be meeting for the first time at the very conference where we’re going to speak about social networking!  It’d be even funnier if we pledged not to see each other face to face until the session is about to start, but I dunno if I can go that far.  Only if the session is scheduled for the first day.

Submit Your Abstracts Today!

I submitted abstracts last year and got turned down.  At the last minute, a few speakers couldn’t make it, and PASS asked me if I could go forward with one of my presentations.  For me, that was the best possible thing to happen: I got the privilege to speak at PASS, but I didn’t have any of the worries ahead of time like polishing my presentation over and over to make sure it was good enough.  They were just happy to have me speak.

I’m hoping that same approach works this year: I’ve asked the selection committee to please turn my sessions down, and I’ll write them anyway in hopes that another speaker gets food poisoning or hit by a bus.  In order for this plan to work, I need other speakers to be approved, and that’s where you come in.  Give it your best shot – I’m counting on you.  Thanks.  I’ll send flowers.

Brent Ozar

Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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