Tag Archive: funny

My Weekly Bookmarks for October 30th

Here’s my bookmarked links for October 26th through October 30th:

SQL Server Links

#SQLPASS Links

Tech Links

The Junk Drawer

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Brent Ozar

Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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My Weekly Bookmarks for October 23rd

Here’s my bookmarked links for October 17th through October 23rd:

SQL Server Links

PASS Links

Tech Links

The Junk Drawer

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Brent Ozar

Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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My Weekly Bookmarks for October 16th

Here’s my bookmarked links for the week ending Friday, October 16th:

PASS Election Links

PASS Summit Links

SQL Server Links

IT Links

The Junk Drawer

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Brent Ozar

Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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My Weekly Bookmarks for October 9th

Here’s my bookmarked links for October 2nd through October 9th:

SQL Server Links

Tech Links

The Junk Drawer

  • I Love That Game – Brilliant criminal minds at work.
  • Twitter Data Analysis: An Investor’s Perspective – A bunch of oddball stats about Twitter users and their histories.
  • Will Work for Whuffie? – Why you have to charge fees for speaking engagements when you hit a certain level of fame. (No, I’m not there yet, hahaha, but even if I was, my speaking engagements are free because I’m a service of Quest Software. No, not that kind of “service,” buddy.)

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Brent Ozar

Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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My Weekly Bookmarks for October 2nd

Here’s my bookmarked links for September 25th through October 2nd:

SQL Server, Cloud, and Tech Links

Writing, Blogging and Networking Links

The Junk Drawer

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Brent Ozar

Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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Bookmarks for September 25th

These are my recent favorite links:

Unfortunately, there’s more, but the WordPress plugin I’m using will only import 15 bookmarks per hour. Grumble. To see the full list of what I’ve been reading lately, either check out my Delicious bookmarks or subscribe to my Google Reader feed.

Brent Ozar

Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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My Weekly Bookmarks for September 14th

Good news and bad news – the good news is that everybody’s been going wild and crazy for the SQLServerPedia PASS contest.  The bad news is that editing the articles & setting up the bloggers has eaten up every moment of my spare time, hahaha.  As a result, I had to do the unthinkable this weekend: scan through Google Reader and then hit mark-all-as-read.  Here were the survivors, and I’m sure I missed some good stuff:

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Brent Ozar

Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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My Weekly Bookmarks for September 4th

Here’s my bookmarked links for September 1st through September 4th:

Tech Links

The Junk Drawer

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Brent Ozar

Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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My Weekly Bookmarks for August 28th

Here’s my bookmarked links for August 23rd through August 28th.  I’m using an automatic plugin to build this list, and I can see that this probably isn’t going to work – I just found way too many things interesting in one week, and it doesn’t break stuff out into categories.  Blogger fail.  Here it is anyway as an example of What Not To Do during my Better Blog Week:

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Brent Ozar

Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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Two DBAs Walk Into a Bar

Every year, Quest Software convenes a Customer Advisory Board at the home office in Aliso Viejo, California.  We bring some of our highly experienced customers out for a couple of days to talk about what’s happening with technology, and good times are had by all.

At the welcome reception, I was struck by how many of them had a great sense of humor.  I was standing in a room with a couple dozen seasoned and talented IT people, yet jokes were flying around left and right.  Let’s face it, us geeks aren’t exactly renown for our ability to light up a room.  We can be funny-ha-ha in private or on the intertubez, but this was a group of near-strangers that were cutting things up.

Funny Ha Ha

Funny Ha Ha

The morning after, as I was thinking back about it, I figured there were two possibilities:

Option 1: We Hand-Picked Funny Customers

If we hand-picked the comedians, then I bet we’re not the only company who would do something like that.  I bet funny people are more likely to get invited to events like this because they’re more enjoyable to be around.  After all, who wants to invite a bunch of grumpy people to hang out in a conference room for a few days?  If I wanted that, I’d just call a team meeting. <rimshot>

For the record, funny customers doesn’t mean happy customers – we’re not surrounding ourselves with yes-men by any means.  To force the products to get better, we have to hear brutally honest and honestly brutal feedback.

Option 2: Funny People Are More Likely to Succeed in IT

Who gets promoted into higher-level IT positions like DBA management?

To answer that question, back up and ask yourself who does the actual promotions.  When was the last time the CIO came to you and said, “Hey, I’m thinking about appointing a new DBA manager.  Who’s the best person for the job?”

Promotions aren’t handled by underlings – the higher-ranking folks pick and choose who they promote.  For better or for worse, they often don’t do it with the feedback of the rest of us.  They think they know what we think and who we like, and they might take it into account, but they may not.  However, they know exactly who they like – they like people who are easy to get along with, easy to interact with, and easy to sit in a conference room with.  Sadly, management involves meeting after meeting after meeting.  Why bring bores to the meeting?

Either way, if you wanna get ahead, have a sense of humor about what you’re doing.  If you think things are too serious in your job now, then brace yourself, because problems get worse as you go up the corporate ladder.  Getting promoted to management means worrying about who you’re going to lay off, how you’re going to handle Johnny’s drug problem, or how you’re going to decide who gets a raise.  Employees are much harder to manage than technology, because servers don’t bring a gun into the office to take revenge.

Life is short and workdays are long.  To get the most out of both, get yourself a sense of humor pronto.  Stop taking yourself so seriously, and people will be more likely to invite you to fun stuff and bring you up the corporate ladder.

(Note – I’m on vacation, so I probably won’t be responding to comments for a few days. I scheduled this post ahead of time. I’m on a sailboat in Lake Michigan, and I’ll respond if I get within wireless range. And yes, I’m bringing my laptop.)

Brent Ozar

Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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