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The Bottleneck Is Plenty Big Enough for You

Bottlenecks and Bank Balances

Pop quiz: should you be worried if your SQL Server’s page life expectancy is averaging 214? There’s only one correct answer: it depends.

Performance tuning is all about finding the RIGHT bottleneck, focusing on it, and fixing it to the application owner’s satisfaction. Learn what happens if you don’t do it right.

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Microsoft SQL Azure: The Flat Pack Database

Erika’s friends call her “Fancy Feast” because she only likes the best things in life. She’s got champagne tastes, but we can’t afford to buy the best of everything. I recently picked up a coffee table from Ikea, and it got me thinking about SQL Azure.

In a perfect world, I’d have on-premise SQL Server for every database. I’d use cutting-edge storage and cluster everything. But this isn’t a perfect world…

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How to Get a Better Job

I get a lot of questions from people who want to get a better job. They want to know if certification, training, or branching out will help them get the job of their dreams. These things just aren’t the real answer.

The answer is simple: the Buddy System. Learn why.

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I Can Quit Anytime I Want*

SQL Server Data Compression: It’s a Party!

In high school, I threw a huge party in Grandma’s house. It had long-lasting implications – among other things, I got disinherited.

Learn why SQL Server data compression has a lot in common with me after that Jungle Juice bash.

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How My Grandpa Ozar Met Grandma Ozar (No, Not Really)

The Ozar Family Tradition of Performance Monitoring

When my Grandpa Ozar wanted to find out if his 10 megabyte 5.25″ hard drive was responding fast enough to handle his database loads, he monitored the Perfmon counter Physical Disk: Disk Queue Length.

Things have changed since Grandpa’s time, though, and now it’s time to learn a new performance tuning trick – SQL Server waits.

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Why Your Servers Need a Physical

I’ve been really lucky so far: I hardly ever get sick.
Every now and then, I engage in risky eating behavior and I come down with food poisoning. I should know better, but I just can’t help myself when I get the chance to try steak tartare, sushi, deep fried goat cheese or a Popeye’s [...]

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Stunt Car Drivers, Eggs Benedict, and You

Wanna be the best at what you do?
Start paying attention to more than just “what you do.”
What Ken Block Does
Ken Block is a rally car driver, which means he slides cars around dangerous obstacles at high speed with great precision.  Thing is, though, lots of people can do that.  Standing out in a field of [...]

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Are You Being Treated Fairly?

Chris Shaw posted a question on his blog and tagged me:
Do you feel like you are being treated fairly at your current or past employers? The question stems from the fact that very few people today stay at a company 20 to 30 years like they did when I was growing up. Do you feel [...]

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Communication Breakdown

Here’s how I see the forms of communication and what they say about who’s sending the message:
Twitter or forum message to the public: “I need help, and I’ll take it from anybody who’s available, inside or outside of my company.”
Email: “I need you specifically, but it’s not urgent.”
Instant Message: “I need you specifically, and whatever [...]

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