Month: November 2015

Angie Walker Joins Brent Ozar Unlimited

Company News
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The newest cartoon face at Brent Ozar Unlimited: Angie Walker Brent says: remember a couple months back when we announced that we were hiring a SQL Server Triage Specialist? We’re really proud to welcome Angie Walker to our funky little medical team. When you bring us in for a SQL Critical Care®, Angie might be the first person…
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Brent’s Bad Idea Jeans: Stop People From Changing Tables with This One Trick

Bad Idea Jeans, Humor, SQL Server
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Developers hate his bad idea jeans: Transact-SQL CREATE VIEW dbo.StopThemDead WITH SCHEMABINDING AS SELECT COUNT(*) FROM dbo.Table1 UNION ALL SELECT COUNT(*) FROM dbo.Table2 UNION ALL.... 123456 CREATE VIEW dbo.StopThemDead WITH SCHEMABINDINGASSELECT COUNT(*) FROM dbo.Table1UNION ALLSELECT COUNT(*) FROM dbo.Table2UNION ALL.... Presto, the schemabinding option means no one can change the underlying tables. (At least, until they…
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Is My SQL Server Too Big for Virtualization or the Cloud?

SQL Server
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Let’s set size aside for a second. Here’s the order in which you should try new technologies – whether it’s virtualization, cloud, storage, or whatever: Development servers with less than 100GB of data Production servers with less than 100GB of data Development servers with <1TB Production servers with <1TB Development servers with >1TB Production servers with…
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#FreeCon 2015 PASS Summit Recap

SQL Server
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We believe that when you’re at a community event, the most valuable thing isn’t what’s up on the screen. Instead, it’s building relationships with the people around you. With that in mind, over the last five years, we’ve run a series of FreeCons – totally free networking events for the SQL Server community. This year’s…
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Interviewing: How to Test TSQL Writing Skills

SQL Server
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“Sure, I write great queries!” We sometimes help clients interview DBAs and Developers for their team. Requirements vary depending by position, but sometimes it’s important to test a candidate’s TSQL skills. While I can test candidates thoroughly on strategies for TSQL (when they’d use certain constructs, the pros and cons of various approaches), if what…
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