Comments on: Troubleshooting the Top Five Waits Occurring in SQL Server DBAs http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/troubleshooting-five-waits-occurring-sql-server-dbas/ Tue, 18 Jun 2013 19:06:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Links http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/troubleshooting-five-waits-occurring-sql-server-dbas/#comment-52865 Links Sun, 07 Oct 2012 15:37:40 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15662#comment-52865 What about the old SQL_XP wait type?

Wait caused by waiting on SQL Cross Platform resources before task can be completed… usually seen in hybrid data store systems!

]]> By: David Hay http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/troubleshooting-five-waits-occurring-sql-server-dbas/#comment-52864 David Hay Wed, 03 Oct 2012 17:55:32 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15662#comment-52864 Love it! It is now posted right above my coffee maker.

]]> By: Kendra Little http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/troubleshooting-five-waits-occurring-sql-server-dbas/#comment-52863 Kendra Little Tue, 02 Oct 2012 20:58:58 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15662#comment-52863 Third party services for this wait are particularly nice in the afternoon. I could use one now.

]]> By: Kendra Little http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/troubleshooting-five-waits-occurring-sql-server-dbas/#comment-52862 Kendra Little Tue, 02 Oct 2012 20:58:24 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15662#comment-52862 Hosts files will never die. I seem to run into host file uses all the times– half the time it’s for pranks, half the time it’s duct tape for production!

]]> By: Kendra Little http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/troubleshooting-five-waits-occurring-sql-server-dbas/#comment-52861 Kendra Little Tue, 02 Oct 2012 20:57:14 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15662#comment-52861 LOL– that’s actually documented in Wikipedia! I love the summary of the article:

Halt and Catch Fire, known by the mnemonic HCF, refers to several computer machine code instructions that cause the CPU to cease meaningful operation. The expression “catch fire” is intended as a joke; the CPU does not usually catch fire. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halt_and_Catch_Fire)

Not USUSALLY. :) But there’s always a chance.

]]> By: mst http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/troubleshooting-five-waits-occurring-sql-server-dbas/#comment-52860 mst Tue, 02 Oct 2012 20:07:57 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15662#comment-52860 Reminds me of the old IBM Assembler opcode I was told about (a long time ago…):

HCF: Halt and Catch Fire

]]> By: Tony http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/troubleshooting-five-waits-occurring-sql-server-dbas/#comment-52859 Tony Tue, 02 Oct 2012 06:14:59 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15662#comment-52859 I’m always proactive in avoiding CAFFEINEPACKET. I use a solution by Starbucks.

]]> By: gserdijn http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/troubleshooting-five-waits-occurring-sql-server-dbas/#comment-52858 gserdijn Mon, 01 Oct 2012 19:03:30 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15662#comment-52858 Very nice post. :)

EYEOPEN_COMPLETION – Used to indicate a DBA waiting for eyes to open. Typical Monday Wait. Requires instant use of matchsticks.

]]> By: Jason http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/troubleshooting-five-waits-occurring-sql-server-dbas/#comment-52857 Jason Mon, 01 Oct 2012 15:21:52 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15662#comment-52857 Kendra, great work, I needed a laugh this Monday morning!

Michael, I’ve received your wave.

Ayman, my “Kick All” command only requires a nearby Tavern with free WIFI :)

]]> By: Ayman El-Ghazali http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/troubleshooting-five-waits-occurring-sql-server-dbas/#comment-52856 Ayman El-Ghazali Mon, 01 Oct 2012 15:08:09 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15662#comment-52856 I wonder if a KICK ALL command could be used for LCK_USER_X :) Nice Monday post

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