Comments on: Learn to Speak DBA Slang http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/learn-speak-dba-slang-terms/ Wed, 22 May 2013 17:51:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: Important Update for SQL Server 2012 SP1 « poryhydra http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/learn-speak-dba-slang-terms/#comment-165746 Important Update for SQL Server 2012 SP1 « poryhydra Mon, 21 Jan 2013 19:54:12 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15692#comment-165746 [...] http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/learn-speak-dba-slang-terms/ Share this:TwitterFacebookLike this:LikeBe the first to like [...]

]]> By: Greg Wright http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/learn-speak-dba-slang-terms/#comment-136763 Greg Wright Wed, 02 Jan 2013 21:50:39 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15692#comment-136763 These are great! Something to add to the already growing list of jargon when talking about tech-stuff; but, to non-techies, you may get away with completely plausible sentences even though you’re having your own back-door techie conversations. Just like the “Fireworks Store”. It’s great, thanks for the nice laugh.

]]> By: sqldbmaster http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/learn-speak-dba-slang-terms/#comment-96531 sqldbmaster Tue, 04 Dec 2012 21:31:56 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15692#comment-96531 Data Mall…when you go from a strip mall (2 node cluster) to 3 or more nodes, you’ve got a data mall.

]]> By: For the Love of SELECT * « sqlbattsman http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/learn-speak-dba-slang-terms/#comment-52895 For the Love of SELECT * « sqlbattsman Tue, 16 Oct 2012 04:18:53 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15692#comment-52895 [...] More than likely you are not going to be the only one tasked with maintaining your code or the database schema. And there are several things that can go wrong with schema changes, making code maintenance that much harder for the support team, other developers, or DBAs. Don’t let yourself be “The last guy.” [...]

]]> By: AAron Leckinger http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/learn-speak-dba-slang-terms/#comment-52894 AAron Leckinger Wed, 10 Oct 2012 17:06:15 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15692#comment-52894 These are glorious, thank you, Brent!

]]> By: Pat Wright http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/learn-speak-dba-slang-terms/#comment-52893 Pat Wright Tue, 09 Oct 2012 15:50:32 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15692#comment-52893 Eric, That’s called a “Rainbow Gathering” :)

Brent, Great list, Going to have to start using some of those. :)

]]> By: Eric Higgins http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/learn-speak-dba-slang-terms/#comment-52892 Eric Higgins Mon, 08 Oct 2012 20:25:32 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15692#comment-52892 Van down by the river hahahahaha!!! Hmmm what to call it when you have a fleet of vans down by the river… lol!

]]> By: Mark http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/learn-speak-dba-slang-terms/#comment-52891 Mark Mon, 08 Oct 2012 13:58:44 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15692#comment-52891 I am the Wizard of Oz, and most of the ETL processes I manage are Groundhog day (I didn’t write them, but have not had the chance to change them)

]]> By: James Fogel http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/learn-speak-dba-slang-terms/#comment-52890 James Fogel Mon, 08 Oct 2012 13:58:00 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15692#comment-52890 Never heard any of these in all my years and I don’t plan on encouraging the use of any of them. Oh and, “resume generating event” should have made the list.

]]> By: Tim http://www.brentozar.com/archive/2012/10/learn-speak-dba-slang-terms/#comment-52889 Tim Mon, 08 Oct 2012 13:56:36 +0000 http://www.brentozar.com/?p=15692#comment-52889 Thanks for spoiling the plot of Usual Suspects!! one of the best movies ever.

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