It’s the holidays, and you’re not working that hard anyway. In the comments, give me your best caption for this photo by midnight GMT on Sunday, December 26th, 2010:
I’ll pick the winner on Monday morning and post it here. The winner gets these stickers, SQLskills stickers, and the EFF prize pack including a t-shirt, hat, and EFF stickers that I got for donating $250 to the EFF to fight blog plagiarism. Contest limited to US and Canada residents only because international shipping is such a pain in the rear. If you’re abroad, you can still enter, but you won’t get the prize – I’ll designate an honorary US/Canada winner on your behalf.
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I luvz the Apples so much that I noms them!
“Apples, Apples every where but not a 1 to eat”
Doesn’t taste like apples!?!?
Nom nom nom …. stickers good.
All these Macs and no cheese!
When you let Apple take a bite out of your wallet show the world how much money you have with these great stickers!
I’m going to need more wrapping paper!
Warning! Please keep stickers out of reach of small children….and Brent Ozar.
Ever wondered what happened to that one bite from ‘Apple’s’ apple .. that’s right.. that was me!!!!! 🙂
nom..nom..nom..
That Ernie, she takes awesome pictures!
An Apple a day keeps the Windows away. So I’m good for a couple of weeks.
When the doctor recommend I have an apple a day, I’m not sure he meant THIS…
Reason not to buy a netbook #57: No sticker space on the netbook lid.
“One more thing… iBrent. Bam.”
Warning: “These stickers are self-adhesive. Do not lick”
Brent: “Challenge accepted”
Second entry if that’s allowed 😐
SQLSkills Trainer and Consultant, Apply within.
Ooo, yeah, I didn’t say that in the post, but sure! Fire away. 😀
Ready to make my holiday applie pie!
Desperate to keep peace with Erika over the growing mounds of swag in their place, Brent decides he must either give some of it away to his readers or eat it.
Joe – hahaha, that is actually true. I’m not allowed to bring home any more shirts with logos on them unless I throw out existing shirts.
In the end, the Apple Patch failed to enable Mr. Ozar to wean himself off his expensive addiction.
So that’s why the apple log has a bite taken out of it.
Hungry?
Your PC can bite my Apples…
How do you like them apples, i have a mustache!
I wore the stupid sheep suit every single day for a week just like he asked, and all he gave me for Christmas were these #!*&^? stickers!
I buy you books, and I buy you books and all you do is eat the covers…
iPutz.
😉
“Sorry I couldn’t bring the stickers, but my human ate them” – Ernie
If you’re gonna be a fool who’d plagiarize me,
you don’t want to pick from Brent’s apple tree.
I can has stickerz?
“And everyone in the audience today is getting a MacBook Pro!”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!1!”
2nd entry as well.
“Wanna see my Apple Face?”
2nd entry:
Hmm… so this is what forbidden fruit tastes like
Yo dawg, I heard you like Apples, So I put apples on your Apples so you can apple while you Apple. …. Apple
2nd entry.
Brent takes the ACID test.
The only real use for an apple
i really want to dress my notebook with these stickers ))
Did he just say pig?
Yes sire.
Do you think he meant me?
I believe he did sire.
KILL HIM!
“Stay away from the brown Mac stickers!”
I don’t this this is what they meant by a Roasted Ozardillow with an Apple in its mouth.
Misspelled Ozardillo:
I don’t think this is what they meant by a Roasted Ozardillo with an Apple in its mouth.
“Hi. My name is Brent O and I an apple-holic.”
Oops… missed a word.
“Hi. My name is Brent O and I am an apple-holic.”
no…the first one was better 😉
“Brent blotting his lip gloss before heading in to the office Christmas party”
After years of fighting the urge to binge on holiday cookies and treats, Brent finally settled on some simple apple wafers!
A few apples a day keeps the blue screen of death away.
Need more stickers. We can still see part of your face. 😉
I wonder if Lady Gaga can make a dress out of these?
Now that Bob Barker has retired, the quality of product models has gone way downhill!!
Brent tries to lure the catepillar on his lip onto the apple scented paper.
Apple fanboi tries too hard?
“One last binge before the new year”
Excuse me, can you spare a square?
“Too many Apple temporary tattoos, not enough Ozar.”
or…
“Tho thath wut thelf-adhethive meanth…”
“Geek Renovations 101: who needs paint when you have free stickers”
Do you think they will know I stole all the Apple stickers from the iPad’s for the iPad giveaway?
Pleeaasse, call me back, Stacy… I have Apple stickers!!!
(I know, terrible, I’m sorry)
And here we spot the elusive geek in true form. Some believe this to be some form of mating ritual, while others believe it to be a religious ceremony to a Deity known only as Jobs.
“Mommy, why is the scary man doing that?”
“Look away, Johnny. That man is infected with Applitis.”
M$ has released BrentO as the official spokesperson for windows laptops then immedately signs a new endorsement deal for MacBook’s. When asked to comment, Brent replied “How you like them Apples ?!”
Need more hands – now hold still…
I’m surely not going to win anything here because I live in Europe and there have been quite some good comments already. But that won’t stop me from having some fun! After all, my last working day of the year ended today and it’s snowing over here in Belgium!
So, here are my attempts:
1. When I was told to eat some apples, no one warned me about the lip cuts.
2. I know I’m supposed to lick the envelopes but I just couldn’t resist those juicy apples!
3. Oh no, my nose is itching, can someone please… achoo!!
Ow, what I might have won is “longest comment so far on this post” 🙂
Best wishes to anyone reading this!!
“which of these wallpaper designs for Buck Woody’s new office?”
Hey all the cool SQL guys are getting tattoos, I wonder if
these rub on tattoos will get me noticed by anyone in the WIT PASS
group.
Come on Eve, take a bite. I promise you’ll be just like Jobs.
OR
Who ordered the fruit salad?
OR
I seem to have gotten myself into a sticky situation.
OR
We are iBorg. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is futile.
There are two types of unused databases like an apple(green
and red). Green apple is restoring database Red apple is corrupted
database
Caption : Don’t try this at home. This “H letter with apple
stickers” stunt is done by a professionnal. my 2 cents !
There are two types apples. Green apple is restoring
database Red apple is corrupt database -:)
What looks like Apple but tasts like SQL?
Bobbing for Apples!
You can have your Apple, and eat it too…
Caption: “Too bad I only have 2 cars…”
Defense against Windows 7
So this is what a B-Tree looks like…
Bozar in action for the next TMI.
Hey Buck Woody, knowing how much you love them, how many Apple stickers can I sell you? I can give you a bulk rate after the first 100!
How do you like them apples?
IStick!
In my head that story in Genesis had Adam looking more like Russel Crowe…
1. I wasn’t wearing spects, I coulda grabbed a sticker each
with mah eyelidz! 2. Miracle apple diet! Eat all you want and lose
10 kgs in a week. 3. Ugh! It does taste like the forbidden fruit.
4. So this is the symbol of the enemy. 😉 Cheers Brent!
Now how in the heck am I gonna turn these into an apple
pie? or 10 apples.
Go figure! Everyone of these apples are bad. Each of them
has half a worm in them!
The only thing worse than biting an Apple and seeing a worm, is seeing half a worm.
Looks like Brent’s sticker machine is broken again.
Whatever it takes to hide the fact that I love Microsoft.
iPad or iPad? It’s really the only choice.
What’s the name of that company that makes the iPad again??
It’s right on the tip of my tongue…
Got Apple?
Which one’s the original???
Dozen like piracy. You can play with your 10 apples, but keep your hands off my pair.
Why does that dr. Bozar ALWAYS get in front of the camera when people try to take a nice curtain shot?