Got this email from a recruiter this morning and just had to share it:
But it's not required
That’s right, it actually says “Knowledge in ____ is a plus.”
No, they didn’t bother finishing the above sentence that starts with, “However the expectation is that this” but I’ll fill it out for you. “However, the expectation is that this position will never be filled because the recruiter isn’t trying all that hard to begin with.”
And recruiters wonder why I let all unknown calls go straight to voicemail on my phone….
Do you think Paul and Kimberly will take your leaving well? I know SQL has been great for you but it’ll be tough to turn down a lucrative job in “______”.
I had a comment but now it is just ______.
I’m very qualified, here is my experience:
5 yrs in ____ 1.0 but I really got a hang of it with ____ 1.5 and a short stint in ____ R2 SP1 RC2.
Can’t wait for ____.Net
Obviously they’re looking for knowledge in Mad Libs!
I suppose you could say, “_______” to them. Maybe they’l _______ and you won’t ______ from them again.
It’s a rebus, they’re looking for an editor, with exceptionally good skills in underscoring!
Or an editor who’s good at catching things like ____ in emails, hahaha.
LOL, I saw that one coming!