DBA Survivor Caption Contest

Tom LaRock (Blog – @SQLRockstar) built a web site for his upcoming book, DBA Survivor, and he’s running a contest.  Take a look at the banner photo of the site, and caption it:

DBA Survivor Caption Contest

My captions are:

• “Somewhere out there, a database is crying out in pain.  I can feel it.”
• “So this is what an Oracle DBA’s office looks like?”
• “I wonder if I could throw a developer through this window.” (Inspired by @SQLDumbAss.)
• “Is that the SQLBatLight in the distance?”
• “I finally found a view in this company that I don’t have to maintain – the Access guy washes the windows.”

Here’s how to enter the caption contest.  Comments are disabled on this post because I don’t want people thinking they can leave a comment here and enter the contest.

Brent Ozar

Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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