Comments on: My Weekly Bookmarks for August 28th

By: Jonathan Gardner

Jonathan Gardner — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:41:02 +0000

I just read all of the comments and have come to 3 conclusions.

1. I am hungry for a burrito
2. @SQLRockstar is right, I giggle like a little school girl at fart jokes. They are just funny. If you can’t understand that some things are meant to be a joke and not a serious political argument or statement of personal or professional positions find someplace else to go.
3. I want one of those shirts.

By: Stuart Ainsworth

Stuart Ainsworth — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 20:03:40 +0000

I wish I could put this thread on a t-shirt; would that bend the laws of time and space?

By: Gail

Gail — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:24:45 +0000

I was an MS Access developer for close-on 3 years, I still found the shirt funny.
Some people need to find a sense of humour.

By: SQLRockstar

SQLRockstar — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 13:43:25 +0000

Brent,

The shirt says something about snickering when you hear the words “access database”. Nothing more. I snicker when I hear “Cornholio”, “Respect my au-tor-e-tay”, and “MVP-ness”. Is that wrong?

I snicker at “Access Database” because i do not consider it to be a database. it is an application. it comes with microsoft office. there is no buffer cache. and when i think about the business applications around the world that run with an Access back-end, I snicker, I shake my head, and I hope they don’t expect me to come in to fix their application code in short order.

Stop wasting your time with this nonsense.