Hackintosh Fail

Over the last couple of weeks, I’ve been trying to build a cheap, fast and reliable Hackintosh: a home-built desktop capable of running Apple Mac OSX.

You can read the story over at the Houston Chronicle’s TechBlog, where Dwight Silverman let me post as a guest blogger.  It also got picked up on Digg, MacSurfer and CrunchGear.

Some of the FAQ’s in the comments include:

“Why didn’t you just buy an iMac and plug an extra monitor into it?“  Because I already have a 28″ monitor and two 22″ monitors.  I couldn’t hook up all three to an iMac, I didn’t want to throw away hardware, and I didn’t want to rebuy a monitor I already had.  Plus the iMac only has a single internal hard drive, and I wanted more IO speed.

“You don’t really need more IO speed.” Yes, I do, actually.  I’m a former SAN & SQL Server administrator, and I do testing with data warehouse-size databases of a terabyte or more.  The faster I can back up and restore those databases, the faster I can get my work done.  To give you some indication, my other machine is a Dell PowerEdge 1900 with six drives in a RAID 10 array.  This issue came up several times in the comments, which always infuriates me with the intertubez: people love to tell you what you don’t need.

“Why not plug a bunch of FireWire drives into an iMac?” Because an iMac only has one FireWire 800 port, and I’d be daisy chaining things together like crazy and bottlenecking my bandwidth.  Plus a bunch of FireWire drive enclosures are ugly and expensive.

“Why not buy an iMac and a Drobo?” Were you even listening about the cheap part?  The smallest 24″ iMac is $1,500 and the cheapest 4-bay Drobo is $500. At that point, I’m within spitting distance of a Mac Pro, which takes more memory, more CPUs and has 4 internal drive bays.

“I installed OSX on my Dell Mini 9 netbook and it works great.” Yep, you nailed the cheap part.  Now about the fast part…

Brent Ozar

Brent specializes in performance tuning for SQL Server, VMware, and storage. He's one of the very few Microsoft Certified Masters of SQL Server, a published author, and a Microsoft MVP. He likes travel, Jeeps, Apple gear, jokes, and writing about himself in the third person. Read more and contact Brent.

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9 Responses to Hackintosh Fail
  1. Jim Thompson
    May 8, 2009 | 8:23 PM

    Judging by the bridge in the background, I’m guessing that you have a boat in a Kemah marina?

  2. Brent Ozar
    May 8, 2009 | 8:24 PM

    Fantastic eye, sir! Unfortunately, it was just at the boat show. I’ve got a little 15′ sailboat, but that’s it.

  3. Rick
    May 8, 2009 | 11:15 PM

    Admit it, you’re just a cheapskate.. like me (^_^)

    Unfortunately, MacPro’s are too damn expensive or I’d have one..

  4. Jonathan Gardner
    May 9, 2009 | 8:56 AM

    Thanks for the update. So installing OS X on your new box didn’t work. I think I missed the post about what happened. Can you point me in the right direction so I can read about it.

    How is that Dell Mini 9? Is it hard to type on. I have big, fat knuckle drager hands from doing things in another life. I love my MBP but am always looking for ways to lighten my load. I was thinking about an MB Air but if you have other/cheaper options that run OS X I am very interested.

  5. Brent Ozar
    May 9, 2009 | 9:59 AM

    Jonathan – it’s the second link in this blog post. I don’t have a Dell Mini 9 myself – I was just repeating what the commenters on the story were saying. I’m not really interested in the Mini 9′s. I found ‘em interesting when I was flying a lot, but with the travel cutbacks lately it hasn’t been a big issue for me.

  6. aaron
    May 9, 2009 | 1:58 PM

    Isnt Apple all over people trying to install unauthorized versions of OSX?

  7. MarlonRibunal
    May 11, 2009 | 6:09 PM

    The machine might have failed for OSX, but I am sure it will be a BEAST as a WIN7 machine!

  8. John
    June 6, 2011 | 7:30 PM

    I could have done that install on that motherboard and it would be perfect. The problem was your installation method.

    • Brent Ozar
      June 7, 2011 | 8:15 AM

      John – thanks. Could you be any less specific? ;-)

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