The SQL sticker is courtesy of Paul Nielsen’s SQLServerBible.com, and the I’m a PC sticker is from JC Cannon at Microsoft. I just demoed VMware Fusion for him to show how this thing really is a PC too – I run a bunch of Windows VM’s on here for my SQL Server work.
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