I shot a little 45-second movie of Ernie riding along on my lap down Ocean Drive on South Beach just for chuckles. She loves riding along like this. I have no idea why you want to watch it, but you know, people get all famous and stuff on YouTube. Next thing you know, Ernie might be a millionaire with a TV show and an agent, and when I go to talk to her, she would give me the paw. Well, she does that now, come to think of it.
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